went to the nail salon
to relax
be pampered
have a pedicure
was put
into
a hello kitty chair
with the
massage option
given water
listened
to my nail tech
who was
a
very
very
very
quiet talker
tried to answer
what she asked
in a way
that didn’t
make me seem
insane
or
off subject
lotion
massage
warm water
scrub
wrap
paint
sleepy
relaxed
drifting
watched
a
bad
made for tv movie
on the screen
with
subtitles
and lots
of hilarious
translation snafus
and ponies
and angst
and there was
candy
all around
and i
read
a trashy magazine
took the quiz
found
i am
most
‘like goldie hawn’
of all
the
celeb possibilities
kept trying
to answer questions
though i had no idea
what she was asking
in her whisper voice
tried to lip read
i probably said that
i like ponies
and
cotton candy
and
my name
is goldie hawn
as i slipped into
a dreamy state
of
hello kitty consciouness
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image credit: stormfront.com
The kitten in the pic looked like it had more fun beth. 😉
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i think we both had fun )
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so soft bx
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Love the photo and you sound you had a nice drifting off time whilst being pampered Goldie. 🙂 x
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it was fabulous, jen )
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I’m so tired that made sense not 😦
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i understood it perfectly, jen –
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Phew..good 🙂
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At work we have security glass up at the reception counter and it acts as a sound barrier, which is very frustrating when you are dealing with someone who speaks very softly.
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it can be a huge challenge, at times –
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Many years ago, my Bride and I won a fabulous trip to Las Vegas. It included a full spa treatment for both of us. It was the first and last time I’d ever gotten a manicure and pedicure. How can you guys stand those?! That goes double for a facial, which was nothing more than a commercial for skin care products and unrelenting insults about my “blackheads.” But the massage was dreamy. I’ll take one of those any day of the week and twice on Sunday. It’s only time a strange woman can touch me and not have it result in divorce proceedings.
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oh, i love it all, mark. bring on the pampering! you are right about the massage –
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I like ponies and candy!
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you would have loved the whole thing, roy. bet jeff was never in the hello kitty chair for his pedis!
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I bet you’re right!
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I do believe you and Nacho are beginning to look like each other already, Beth!
What a day at the Nail Place. You apparently signed up for the pedi/mind reset combo special! They gave you their best technician for that one, too. Fantastic.
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ha! yes, it was a wonderful day, i floated out of there after.
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That kitty takes the cake! 😀 😀
A pamper day makes you sleepy? I know, and the quiet talker would have put me to sleep. ❤
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he is a cutie, isn’t he? and it was really hard to stay awake at all )
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Don’t laugh. I fall asleep while getting my teeth cleaned but I think that’s more like passing out from stress. 🙂
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i totally get it, though i am always so terrified at the dentist, i doubt it could ever happen there )
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I can laugh now but i remember the hygeinist shaking me by the shoulder and calling my name. Funny now.
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oh, wow –
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Ha! Awesome photo Beth. I’ve never been to a spa or had a mani or other treatments. I can just feel the relaxation from your story. It sounds magnificent. It must be very rejuvenating.
Great Post Beth. Thank You.
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you should go sometime, paul. it really is relaxing and renewing.
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That Kitty is the coolest! Smiling.
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he’s hard to resist, isn’t he, tiny?
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I’m sure i have often given inappropriate answers to people who speak softy – after saying pardon twice I give up!
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yes, i do it all the time, but i try to never give up )
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Very cute image of kitty. I can relate to what you said about people speaking in a soft voice. When I returned to college a few years ago I was talking with a young woman student who was speaking to me in a soft voice and I swear I think I did answer her with something random because I did not hear correctly what she was saying. I thought afterward she probably thought I was crazy. I even went so far as to have my hearing checked. I was told I was in a normal range for someone my age 🙂 and that I should just ask people to speak up.
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that is so funny and i completely can identify with that situation.
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goldie is a mensa genius you know! and that picture I LOVE LOVE LOVE…and this is maybe my favorite blog entry ever? of course I am very fickle and I may love the next one even more! =^..^=
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hey, good to know about goldie, there’s hope for me yet. and i’m happy you liked it, i have no problem with you being fickle either –
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LOLOL That deep relaxation can do weird things to a person:)
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can it ever! it is like being hypnotized
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You are reminding me of a Dane Cook skit wherein he was working the drive-thru and he couldn’t hear one word the woman was saying except for “pickles.” His pickles are your ponies. And I suppose there are worse celebs to be most like than a bubbly blonde.
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ha, i can totally identify with that. and she has a brain too, which is good thing )
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Oh my goodness, Beth! You cracked me up, Hello Kitty would already instantly transform my thought processes, then the whispering and the odd television show. I think you could be a Goldie Hawn, like a comedic actress in one of her movies, you are such a fun and sometimes wacky person, too. I could see you as the one who is living in Steve Martin’s house. Anyway, I would probably drift off, with the warm water, relaxing activities and the quiet woman who you had to lip read to get any kind of sense out of her?! Smiles!!
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thanks robin. it really was quite a zany set of circumstances but somehow relaxing and thanks for the goldie comparison )
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Well, add some strawberries to Goldie’s hair and you would get Peaches!
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hah!
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What wonders we see in our pets thank you for sharing and thank you for following me to Libretto. ajm
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thank you, and my pleasure, ann –
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I love, love, love this post. I felt like I was there with you at the salon. It was very well written. A lot more insightful than anything I have ever seen from Goldie Hawn 🙂
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thank you so, so, so much! )
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I desperately need one of these outings.
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take a day as soon as you can –
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Even for a man who knows nothing about these salons, this is crazily amusing, as is that cat picture. I hope he/she is comfy
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i have no doubt, he is, peter )
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That’s adorable 😉
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thank you so much )
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Truly my pleasure 😉
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I love getting pedicures! I prefer for them not to talk at all. It’s probably rude of me, but I just want to relax. Enjoyed your poem on it. I felt like I was hanging out with you!
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thanks, faith and i understand completely )
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There was quite a lot of meowing from my 4yo when she saw that kitten pic. TOO cute!
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oh, i can only imagine ! thanks )
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Don’t you love the algorithm which links you to Goldie Hawn? Huh? But the more important question…. How do your nails look?😁
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my nails looked great and it was a fun experience so i was relaxed too – a bonus )
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