it amazing to watch
as the lightbulb goes on
and
the transformation begins
when
those who have long names
quickly learn
to adopt
a shorter nickname
that they suddenly really love
(but only when written down)
once they have to
go through the process
of writing it all out.
—
sebastian becomes ‘seb’
elizabeth becomes ‘liz’
anniston becomes ‘ana’
christian becomes ‘chris’
and then
there is always
the one
who gets caught up in the spirit of things
and
jumps on
the shortcut bandwagon
just because
like when
kim becomes ‘km’.
—
“working hard and working smart
sometimes can be two different things.”
-byron dorgan
Yes. There’s synchronicity running between us today Beth.
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there is –
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You can call me R.
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Ha!
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Km is so cute. Not one to be left out. That working smart is so true. Ha! I had an employee forklift driver who could get way more done,was more efficient, was a safer operator and made no errors than any of my other employees. However Jeff spent a fair bit of time sitting in the shipping office with his feet on the desk and his eyes closed. When I asked him what he was doing he told me that he was planning his day (after he had checked all that he had to load that day). The shipping office was next to mine and had a window facing the main pedestrian walkway for the warehouse. Knowing what was coming, I prepared the statistics for all the shippers – including hours, volume loaded, error rate, absentee rate, etc. Sure enough within a few days who dropped by my office but Mike – my boss’s boss- the head honcho for the Distribution Center.
Mike: “Paul You have to keep a closer eye on your employees – Jeff is sitting in there asleep at the desk with his feet up.”
Me: “He’s not asleep Mike, he’s planning his day.”
Mike: “Tell him to plan his day with his feet on the floor and his eyes open.”
Me: ” Sorry Mike, I tried that but he says it doesn’t work as well.”
Mike (switching gears): ” He is wasting time Paul that could be used to get more trucks loaded.”
Me: ” Actually Mike here are the employee stats for the last quarter. As you can see Jeff gets more done than any other employee; he does it in less time with less errors; and his absentee rate is zero. The numbers are clear. He says that it is because he takes the time to plan his day and so avoids stress, redos, double handling, getting off his machine to count, or ordering more trucks part way through.
Mike (after examining the stats): “Ohh Paul, can he please plan his day with his feet on the floor?”
Me: “Actually Mike, I was considering introducing Jeff’s procedures to all the other forklift drivers.”
Mike (as he gets up to leave): “Please don’t”
Bwahahaha!
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so funny –
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Great post.
Love,
An
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Thanks, ann
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OMG so true and so cute!!!
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Isn’t it though?)
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And especially with texting which will be second nature to them!
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That was great. Love leaving a post with a smile. Thanks Beth, or Bet?
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happy you enjoyed it, tri. best, be
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Nicely put, ksbeth. (See what I did there?!! Nudge nudge, wink wink.)
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just, ‘b’ )
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🙂 🙂
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LOL! I love it!
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aren’t they funny? and smart –
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I think nicknames and shorter versions of names are fun and cute. I guess I understand the silly choice of Km, too. 🙂
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me too, robin )
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I love nicknames. My family has nothing BUT nicknames. Some are shorter, some are not. But we would never have thought to shorten our names for writing lessons purposes. 🙂
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there’s still time )
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Ha! Will it be “K” next?
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yes!
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