at last! the final installment!
i just couldn’t end the irish series without
a reflection on lessons learned and enjoyed.
i am a teacher after all, and a great advocate of ‘hands-on learning.
if you seem to have lost your way, virtually everything around you is green and beautiful, or the road appears to be ending, you can always turn around as many times as you need to or ask for advice and people will be more than willing to help you, but know that you may not have any idea what they said, that it is all subject to local interpretation, may have no bearing on your reality, and may quite possibly lead you on an even more roundabout way to your actual destination, but you will find many things along the way that are very cool and unexpected, and you will eventually somehow arrive where you meant to be. (irish miracle)
“it’s just over the hill”
“just go a about a mile and a bit.”
“yea.”
“go back that way, over a hill, then another hill, and turn left at the pub.”
“go right, then right again. and straight.”
“aye. you are out of your way.”
“look for the really old, big church and turn by the pub.”
“ach.” – (and a finger point)
“look for a gray barn, then 3 green doors, a big white rock, then turn and go down the road for a while, and go into the stone lot, but don’t forget to shut the gate.”
“you’re in the middle of a bike race, at a dead end, just turn around and go back up the hill.”
“there’s a caravan park up there and go around the turn and turn again and look for a field and go about 5 kilometers or so and then turn and you’ll see it.”
“you’ll see a roundabout, but it’s not a real one, just wee, but go around it anyway and go left at the second turn.”
“do you want to go the scenic route or the other way?”
gps, maps and written directions, friendship, and memories will not help in any way. distance/travel time will appear way smaller on a map. along the way, you will quite naturally incorporate the local lingo/slang into your vocabulary. laughter is very important and never plan on being somewhere at any certain time.
“it’s saying ‘keep straight’, but which way do you think is straight, ‘right or left’?”
“would it kill them to have a sign?”
“re-routing, can’t keep up with us.”
“what does this say?”
“do you remember anything that gobshite said?”
“how many miles are equal to kilometers again?”
“can you read that irish sign?”
“i thought YOU were the one who understood what he was saying.”
“just don’t talk right now.”
“aw, feck it. let’s just stop at this pub.”
if a ‘road’ appears to be too narrow to be a real road, or to accommodate more than one car, a tractor, two bikes, or three animals at the same time, it probably is, but will somehow work. (another irish miracle)
there is a direct correlation between the number of bags of crisps you will consume and the length of your car journey. it’s simple math, really –
if you decide to stop to take a picture way up high of yet another stunning vista, it is not a good idea to drop your phone into a tall bramble along a very steep wall into a field, with a possible bull inside the gate, and if you should do so, it is a good idea to have one person stand there to mark the spot and the other run to a local house to find a woman and her grandson who have just arrived from the mountains, who will climb through the fence and into the wild to help recover it, in yet another stunning example of an irish miracle.
if you decide to cut through a fence to run through a beautiful field to the sea and there are animals somewhere in the vicinity, you may find yourself being slightly electrocuted just after you yelled out, ‘wouldn’t that be funny if this was an electric fence?’ (irish humor?)
if you choose a random spot in the middle of whoknowswhere to stop for a bathroom break, there’s always the possibility that it may actually be the ambush sight of a national hero, michael collins, and many cars will soon arrive who have gone way out of their way in search of it and you will quickly have plenty of company. you will also have a desire to see the liam neeson movie soon after.
if there is even the slightest chance that you may perform an impromptu dance routine for an international audience, always be sure to pack plenty of extra scarves and jangly things, but make do with curtain tassels, and other borrowed items, and always be sure to enjoy yourself fully. good, sound advice for wherever you go.
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“it is not the destination where you end up
but the mishaps and memories you create along the way!”
― penelope riley, Travel Absurdities
Beth, I absolutely loved your travel and road tips! Yes, the dialect can confuse you even in various parts of our dear country let alone another country! You are one I see bravely chugging around with “nary a care” and Irish time being, “whenever?!?” Big hugs and so glad you shared this last and possibly best one yet!! 😀
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that is the attitude you have to have, i think and thank you so much, robin –
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Of course! I was so happy you went and now are back, safe and sound. Probably transformed by the Irish ways. . . ❤
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Yes )
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Direction by pub is popular here too. I especially like the pubs that aren’t there anymore “turn t’wherre Three Cygnets was used to be, but if you come to the Drovers–it’s got a new sign oop an I canna member what they’ve got onit now–yev jest gone a wee too far…”
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you are spot on, barb!
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I felt like I was running with you through those directions. Driving can be quite the challenge there, even with a gps…:)
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yes and truly an adventure -)
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Amazing lics
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*pics
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no worries )
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wonderful so glad you shared your travels with us, pictures and of course your memories. Sounds like you had an amazing time visiting the countryside of Ireland and it’s people. I’m glad your back and you have all those memories to call back on when you get to missing the awesome place across the pond. Kat
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thanks so much kat, for reading and following along )
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you are most welcome Beth I am really glad you had a wonderful trip and got to meet so many different people.
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I would say, “turn left at the pub,” could cause massive confusion in Ireland… so funny, Beth.
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absolutely and thanks, mark )
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Oh, yes! My Dad had a house near Athenry (outside of Galway city) for a few years and he went to visit the neighbor across the field. I decided to walk over — first hitting the electric fence. OUCH.
Driving in Ireland — always an adventure!
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yes, ouch! and it truly is )
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I’m laughing because I’ve been there and know of what you speak, ah feck it, I loved this finale to your trip, thank you so much for the smiles, pictures, knowledge along the way. It was a journey I enjoyed. Hugs 💕
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i was quite sure you would get it, jen. thanks for following along –
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I’ve been on many road trips and so many I too can relate to lol! thank you for the chuckles 😀
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i’ll bet you can, and thank you for reading –
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Always a pleasure 🙂
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What a wonderful reminder to us all to enjoy every moment. Sounds like you had a wonderful trip
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thanks, roy – it really was
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Awesome Beth – truly a memory for a lifetime.
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)))
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A wonderful journey.
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it ’twas –
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I became temporarily distracted by the bike race mention!
Great trip, eh?
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ha! you would have loved it –
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Brilliant: your times there so similar and magical as ours. Thanks for sharing Beth.
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my pleasure –
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OMG, this was so funny! Thank you for sharing your experiences, Beth! I have been to Ireland only once but I already understand… lol!
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i’m so glad you enjoyed it and i’m sure you can identify )
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LOL!!! Yes 😃
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Oh, fabulous! Reminds me of a car rally in Ireland years ago, and we got rerouted more than once by kids turning signs around for fun!!
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oh, how fun! and crazy )
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Yep!
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This makes me want to watch something, anything, with Katie McGrath in it. What a compelling account of your travels, my friend. Makes me think I could write one about traveling in the south similarly.
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thanks, eli and you should!
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you’ve set a remarkable bar here.
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What a hoot Beth!! Thank you for sharing the magic and the laughter 💛
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and thanks for reading, val )
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Hahaha. Yes it’s an experience travelling in Ireland. I live among this madness and I must confess have used a couple of these types of directions myself (Go to the bottom of the road and you’ll see two roads, one goes to the right over the hill… don’t take that one)
As we’d say, “Sure you made it in the end”
Great recap of what was obviously a wonderful trip.
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i loved every minute, tric and thanks so much for being a great part of it )
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Fabulous account of your many adventures. So much fun and what a good time.
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thanks !
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Glad it sounds like you had a great time – Ireland where an inch is more than a mile (Inch beach in Kerry)! Sounds like you fitted in really well Beth. Nice post – what was the highlight for you? MM 🍀
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it was all so great, and i think i enjoyed the little towns, and the people in them, the best )
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No matter where you go, people can make such a difference. Looks like you had plenty of interaction. 🍀
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Absolutely
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I loved this–wise and funny. You demonstrate the importance of going with the flow, of not losing your sense of humor, and of appreciating people and moments.
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i think it’s a good way to approach all of life )
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Oh my gosh…..I heard the exact same things!!!! 🙂
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i’m not surprised at all )
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What a wonderful trip — thank you so much for sharing it with us all!
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and thank you for reading )
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bravo, beth! ❤ ❤ ❤
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thanks, susie )
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perfert – it is the journey not the destination hey ? 🙂
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absolutely )
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Loved, loved, loved this Beth….Actually, was thinking maybe you might wanna share this piece again this Fall….or better yet, part of a book???? Hm….any way, just my two cents. Really lovely piece-funny, endearing, philosophical…what more could a reader want???? 😉
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thank you to my future publisher, reader, and p.r. person )
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You’re welcome…..you’re a talented woman (and I don’t say this to everyone…I’m an ex-New Yorker and New Yorkers rarely (if ever!) say things they don’t mean!!) 😉
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That is a high level compliment then )
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As someone who has just moved to a new country and is trying to follow driving directions and stay on the right side of the road, I really enjoyed this post 🙂
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thank you, i’m sure you can identify with much of it )
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Sounds like Maine. Or North Carolina. Except for the gobshites and fecking joy. 🙂
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it’s universal, i think )
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My god, are we really as malarkified as this!!!
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Yes, and it’s great )
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How wonderful! Seems like you had an incredible trip 🙂
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it really was great –
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I absolutely loved this, Beth! So hilarious, and helpful, too. Hope to visit Ireland someday. If I enjoy it half as much as you did, it will be a very successful trip!
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thanks, catherine. i’m so glad you enjoyed it. i hope that you do go, and there is absolutely no way not to have an adventure while in ireland )
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Sounds like Ireland hasn’t changed much since we were there nearly 15 years ago 🙂 Glad you enjoyed it.
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I’m sure it hasn’t – I loved it
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I can tell you that I have a simply rotten sense of direction, although luckily I approach this failing with humour. In the car, my trusty aid “Jane,” otherwise known as the GPS system will normally get me to where I wish to be but, on foot, things can go badly wrong and your, “Just turn right after the second shop on the left, follow the road for a mile and then take a quick left before taking the second right after the post box” thingy has me grinning feebly as I have no way of remembering enough of these directions in a way which will make them useful, so I normally set off briskly in the “right” direction until I’ve turned the corner when I just stop again and give in to that deep sense of bewilderment which marks so much of my life 🙂
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I am exactly like this )
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Ha Ha, very good and entertaining. 😉
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thanks so much, paul )
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My pleasure. 🙂
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love this!
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Thanks, jadi –
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