May16

scream.

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my key fob missing its insides and screaming.

me looking for the insides of my key fob and screaming.

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went to have coffee with my friend

locked up my car

put my key in my pocket

when i returned to the car

all i had left of my electronic key

was the empty screaming shell pictured above 

insides were nowhere to be found 

used the key/shell in the car door 

and the panic button screamed nonstop

with no electronics to turn it off

 until my car started

each and every time

a bit dumbfounded

as key fob was still in one piece

in my pocket

found a tiny screw missing in back

somehow it had

unscrewed itself

fallen out

opened itself up 

insides popped out

closed itself back up

and was empty 

like it never happened

interesting scenario

luckily i have daughters

with my keys all over the place

and my car has stopped screaming 

but my old key fob still looks upset. 

—
“the universe is like a safe to which there is a combination.

but the combination is locked up in the safe.”

-peter de vrie

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credit: edvard munch – the scream

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  7. Almost made me wanna scream when I clicked on the “Comment” buttons and kept getting a 404 message. Were you a little keyed up, too? All ended in a good groove, though?

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  8. Witty and I love the closing quote too! ““the universe is like a safe to which there is a combination.

    but the combination is locked up in the safe.”

    -peter de vrie

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