May20

i.d.

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why yes, i’m happy to wait here all day while you check my i.d.

i’ll just stand right by this alert and tan in the glow of its light.

take all the time you need. i’ll hang out for a few minutes longer.

thanks so much for sending help.

does anyone else have this message on their screen?

oh?

you i.d. everyone?

great policy.

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“i have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, i don’t have to.”

-albert einstein 

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  4. I get this sort of thing when I use self-checkout and have a bottle of wine. Funny part is there are sometimes young’un’s on the grocery store staff who I could actually ask for their I.D., they “should” call overhead, “Grandma needs authorized to buy wine!” Lol 😀

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