another day, another hobby.
in the late 60s
this was a book that i longed to own
i loved to get mail and loved to get free things
what could go wrong?
i used my saved-up coins to send in for the book
and could not wait to begin using it
i read it from cover to cover
marking pages, checking off favorites
began writing notes, stuffing envelopes, and ordering things
using stamps that i found in a junk drawer
before i knew it i had a small collection of
weird government brochures, lists of tips, tables, charts, and recipes
none of which were really of any use to me
but i didn’t care what any of it was
as long as it came in the mail and it was free
my pile grew and grew
until it didn’t
when once again
i realized that i had no income
had used all of my money to buy the book
and had no way
to buy any more of the stamps
that i needed
to send in my requests
to get free things.
what i really needed were unlimited free books of stamps
and it was on to the next ill-fated hobby for me…
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“sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.”
-albert einstein
Sounds rather like WordPress, nothing is ever really free!
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spot on, andrew!
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You were quite the adventurous spirit from the start Beth! Looking for the interesting and intriguing!
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some might call it an ‘adventurous spirit’, while others…..). for some reason i never considered the cause and effect thing –
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I think you are definitely and adventurous spirit. It shows in your classroom. 🙂
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I think I went through that phase myself back in the day, even those free sample ads you used to see in the back of magazines.
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Oh,yes!
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Now we get all the unwanted brochures in the mail for free, Beth!
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So true!
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Yup. I did it too. Mail addressed to me was such a thrill then. Now, alas, it’s mostly bills.
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Funny how that changes…
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😊
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Love this!
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Thanks!
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“sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.” I guess Einstein had a premonition about Facebook. 😀
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Indeed!
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I remember when I was really young my Mom sent off to the tourism boards of all fifty states for whatever free travel stuff they wanted to send us. I remember we were up to about 41 or 42 states before the free packets stopped coming in the mail. I can’t remember which states burned us, but we had a nice collection and kept them all in a box. I wish it hadn’t got lost to time…
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That is a whole other adventure that I’ll share – very much the same)
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That made me smile. A million years ago when I was at school, a friend of mine had the hobby of writing off for any free offering: shampoo was one I remember and a host of other items. The school had an upmarket address which turned out to be relevant because he wrote off to a very expensive car manufacturer for his free test drive, and obviously, seeing the address they drove some miles to honour their promise.
We were eleven at the time, and the teachers were not all that amused as far as I recall, when a gleaming Bentley turned up and the driver asked for “Mr Patten, presuming he owned the building where we were!!
I remember the headmaster went and got my friend from the playground where we happened to be at the time, and escorted him to the bemused driver saying, “Here is your customer.” I can’t remember what happened net, but I was as amused as hell 🙂
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This is one of the best stories ever!
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Haha!!!
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Once again, I forgot to plan )
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I was always so tempted by the ads in comic books to sell things–they made it seem like I would be rolling in the dough very quickly. I never gave in to the temptation–I was cynical even then, but I always studied those ads very seriously. I remember some were various products, some were seeds and some were greeting cards.
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I used to order all the free catalogs and stuff in the back of the National Geographic my parents subscribed to.
Gallavanta beat me to the Einstein/Facebook observation!
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🌈
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🙂
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))
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Yes! I was the same way, with posters and brochures and Star Wars things. My middle kid has it and has ordered lion pillows and light strings and magnetic eyelashes from faraway lands.
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i totally get that –
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Life lessons!
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yep, and these ones you don’t forget )
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😀
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I love the entrepreneur inside of your young girl self!! You had lots of Hope and Gumption! I am proud of how you turned out, my friend! 😍
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thanks, robin. i still take part in hijinks!
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Oh, I remember a couple, few or several adventures. . . Hijinks are always good to keep others (and ourselves) amused and on their toes.
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oh you made me smile, and lol, i am imagining you with all the piles of mail xxx
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All good)
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Reblogged this on Natasha's Memory Garden.
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Ty )
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It reminded me of all the projects I’ve started that I don’t care about anymore…
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