i went to the u of m dermo clinic
for my annual skin checkup
and remembered
just how thorough they were
when 3 different docs
checked me out.
the first one asked,
“did you know that you have some glitter stuck to your back?’
the second one asked,
“how did you get glitter in your hair?”
and finally, the third, the resident doc asked,
“did you know that you have glitter on your feet?”
i think they all imagined that i’d been to a wild party
or secretly am a dancer as my second job
i really couldn’t attribute it to working with the kinders
now that it’s summer break.
i told all of them that i wasn’t really surprised
that it’s always on me somewhere
thanked them for letting me know
and for another clean bill of health.
i think it lightened things up a bit in their clinic.
—
“i must bridge the gap
between adolescent glitter and mature glow.”
-sylvia plath
—
image credit: instyle
You should have winked and whispered “it’s in the air in fairy land” and when you left made a little trail of glitter going out the door behind you. 🙂
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absolutely.
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Love it! You sprinkle a little glitter wherever you go!!!
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apparently )
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Magical, Beth! 🙂
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thanks –
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Smiling … thank you for sharing the bemusement of the medical profession. Glitter on!
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i think it surprised them a bit )
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Loved this! Glitter is so much fun and yes it does have a way of sticking to you in all the oddest of places. LOL
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absolutely!
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I am friends with a member of the glitterati! Great check-up, Beth.
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that you are, thanks, mark )
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“Secretly, I’m a dancer.” Lol
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well, they may never know…..)
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Sometimes things that glitter really are gold 🙂
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all possibilities are on the table )
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Thank you for this really fun story, Beth, and for reminding us to bridge the gap between adolescent glitter and the glow of maturity.
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it is all in one’s perspective, i think –
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You shine wherever you are Beth.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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thanks, david )
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Sparkle on!
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apparently, it’s going to continue forever )
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I love this and it makes me want to dance and throw glitter in the air. I feel sorry for men, they don’t really do glitter, and that a fun part of being alive.
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💃🏿💃🏿
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Too funny! Shortly after moving in with my boyfriend 4 long years ago, I wrapped Christmas gifts in glittery ribbon. To this day, we STILL find glitter. He solemnly refers to it as “the Christmas his man-cave died” hahaha! Glitter NEVER goes away, does it?!
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i totally get that
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Your post reminds me of a show I saw that had a segment on how ‘snow globes’ came about…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_globe
Another fine use for ‘glitter’ 🙂
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oh, that’s so cool. i had no idea about the snow globe history, just always loved looking at them –
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This is great – lovely idea. We all need glitter in our lives.
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we do –
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just wonderful…and I know a really dirty story shared by an 80 something lady that I cannot reveal for public consumption regarding glitter and a trip to the gynecologist….some day when we meet in a bookstore again?
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Looking forward to it)
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i’ll bet it contains a wisecrack or two
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i’ll bet you’re very right –
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Wow what a wonderful feeling this post gave me 🙂
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I’m so glad )
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I knew there was something sparkly about you when we met.
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🎉
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I’ve spent most of the past two days trying to clean up the glitter from my floors, couch, table, skin, hair. I have a little one who got four different glittery princess dresses for her third birthday…..!
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no matter what you do, you may still find some stuck to you )
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sparkle on dear Beth!:)
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thanks!
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Ha! I get like this too stocking our glitter-smothered holiday decorations at work. It gets all over you….
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It does-
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That’s one thing about being a kinder teacher. Life sparkles!
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it surely does –
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The delights of a teacher!
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and just every day life)
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😀
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You shine, my friend. In so many way. 🙂
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thanks, brenda)
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My aunt used glitter on certain areas once at a gynocologist appointment just to liven things up.
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there you go! )
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You reminded me immediately of “Glitter and Be Gay” from Candide. The song begins about a minute in at [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVsLMxam21I].
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so funny! and great –
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A wonderful Piece, my Ann Arbor friend. I smiled big time/ thanx
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happy to bring you a smile )
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I like sparkly things. I was once at a party when a woman announced publicly that she figured out that her husband was the glitter and she was the glue. I found the comment fascinating.
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wow, that says so much –
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