*LEARN AND PRACTICE VENTRILOQUISM AND PUPPET SKILLS!
(*This offer recently popped up on my local Meetup Group feed, inviting me to join. It would be one of my worst nightmares. Hopefully, the puppets don’t know where I live.)
‘This group is for anyone who wants to learn to do ventriloquism. After buying a puppet and learning to do ventriloquism, I decided to form this group.We will go through all the basics. I have a guide that will help us and we will follow the lessons. I will only use the skills from the best ventriloquists in the country. This group is something that I have wanted to get together for a long time. This group is open to the public. ‘
noooooooooooooo……..
“here’s something you never hear:
now that i’ve worked through all my emotional issues,
i’m free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!”
– dana gould
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image credits: google images
They are friends with the clowns. RUN!!!
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that’s exactly it, barb!
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A group ventriloquism class? Yikes–that’s terrifying!
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a horrible idea
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Most definitely!
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Another hobby to add to your skills. Surely you will be the best. Good luck in your classes. Happy weekend.
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i will be absent each and every day. until the puppets find me.
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I like to think of them as “dummies” rather than “puppets” because of the resemblance to certain humans (like diehard Trump supporters), though of course many people are puppets too. In any case, perhaps if you visited this museum (near where I live), you might come to a greater appreciation of our wooden-headed friends:
Great post, btw. 🙂
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hahahaha – thanks )
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The mind boggles … not in a good way 👀
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right!
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clowns and puppets – two things that scare me !
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Me too!!!!!
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VENTRILOQUISM: isn’t it just talking to yourself?
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It is
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Thoroughly enjoying the comments. I fear not clowns or ventriloquists. But maybe I don’t know enough to be fearful. Let’s leave me to my ignorance.
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Stay on your happy place, and I am terrified by both
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The headline ideas for this class are practically bursting my brain, Beth. Ventriloquism for Dummies! Sorry. I had to do it.
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Hahahaha, you’re so right! Perfect choice, mark )
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Lol. M
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Might be fun to be a fly on the wall at that one. Lol.
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Invisible)
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I can’t even imagine it…to terrible to think about. Scary…just thinking about the people who will show up for that class.
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I know!
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I left an “o” off of too. LOL But anyway, it might be a good idea to turn off your lights and pretend not to be home, once the class lets out.
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Great idea
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But it might prove interesting,,,:)
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Hmmmm…..
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Well, He’s no Jeff Dunham. Ventriloquism is one way to argue with yourself using your spare personality. I had a boss in the 80’s who liked to think he was a Ventriloquist. His children used to tell stories of how he would throw his voice and make them think the dishwasher was cussing them out for not doing the dishes. I think they were scarred for life.
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So funny/scary!
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Ayiiiiiiiii
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Yikes!!!!
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Even during my childhood days I didn’t like to watch someone practicing ventriloquism, I can’t enjoy faking. 🙂
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Me either and I think that’s my problem with clowns 🤡 too
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The instructor looks a little frightening too. And, of course, I love your quote at the bottom. The stuff of bad, bad dreams.
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The pic at the bottom is just a random vintage google image. (Luckily).agree with the bad dreams
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Reblogged this on From 1 Blogger 2 Another.
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Ty)
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Welcome!
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Not going to invite Jerry Mahoney, Charlie McCarthy, and Danny O’Day over for coffee one day, huh?
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not my top three that i would pick )
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My good friend; it is good seeing your blog again. Please keep up your good work.
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Just creepy!
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yes!!!
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A good ventriloquist would have posted the invitation through the dummy’s account…. just saying.
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you are so right!
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Uh, oh …
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Yes !
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But you could go on the show America’s Got Talent….hahahaha
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Noooooo
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