that moment
at the faculty party
when you get ready to leave
and go to pick up your coat
only to realize
that everyone has
a long, dark, down, winter coat
so you make a best guess choice.
—
“confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.”
-henry miller
Too funny! Go for the one with the best label 😂
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a winning strategy
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This is good! Or you check the pockets for something you might have left in your’s. I do that if needed.
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the logical way )
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If it works. Sometimes it doesn’t and then you try a hit and miss method.
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Exactly
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👍
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You could make a best dressed choice, too.
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another great option )
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hmmm…more ups and downs of life
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Ha! Yes )
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Get an orange coat. No else wears them. 😉
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I do have a bright green one, probably better to wear next time I go to a winter party)
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There you go! 🙂
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Your dilemma reminds me that I’m still slightly scarred from the Cub Scout game when the den master told us all to put our shoes in a big pile in the center of the room to discover who could find theirs, put them on and tie them properly the fastest … only to discover that all the scouts were wearing beige desert boots size 6 and were not that great in sleuthing out which were theirs. Darn right I was the one who was not going to put some random desert boot on my foot.
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So funny and I can imagine the trauma/drama)
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Hope you got the right one–or one you like better! 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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🙂
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It’s happened to me more than once! There’s always that moment of panic that someone may have already taken mine by mistake and discovered the handful of tissues shoved in every pocket. 🤣
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Ha!
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LOL! Love the title! Perfect!
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Thanks so much))
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Did this situation get you feeling down?
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Ha!
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This is so true, Beth.
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Isn’t it?
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That’s so true.
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’tis –
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I can’t find any of my family in a crowd in Sweden in the winter because EVERYONE wears black!
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i so get that! )
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Clever play on words! My guy flew home from Europe a couple of weeks ago and picked up his bag from the baggage carousel that looked like his bag, and everyone else’s. An hour later, just as he arrived home from the airport, he received a phone call that his bag was in the hands of a European, and the European’s bag was in his hands. Reverse trip to airport made immediately. 🙂
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ha! and thanks )
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Hm…reminds me of the senior exercise class that I attend….we all have black jackets and the one day one of my exercise mates took MY jacket with my phone and car keys. Sad thing was that she INSISTED it was hers and i almost had to arm wrestle her to get it away from her. (Week before that another senior did take my car keys and I had to hitch a ride home……leave it to me. ;>) )
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Oh boy)
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If they’re all the same size… No problem. If they differ in quality… Make sure you choose an upgrade to the one you came in! 😅
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Great advice)
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
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Beth, I love the way you took a funny situation nearly everyone can relate to and managed to make it even funnier. I came home from a big party with someone else’s coat even though she and I were the only ones who had the same coat! 😳
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thanks, and that your story is hilarious. the odds are high )
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Haha! So, did you find that you’d guessed correctly?
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Yes, when I finally found my keys in a pocket )
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Oh good! Of course, if they were someone else’s keys, maybe you would’ve ended up with a new coat and a new car. 😉
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That could have been exciting!
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Especially when the real car owner tried chasing you for a few blocks.
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Now that’s hilarious! Thanks for the giggle Beth!
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