after a long while
and a lot of swedish kaffe
i made it
through
the ikea rat maze
but not before gathering
as usual
all kinds of ‘domgjingos’
and other unexplained things along the way
along with the one item I set out to buy.
I was feeling victorious
when things took a turn.
I left my cart at the end of an aisle
to get a closer look
at an exciting ‘grushlbonker’ of some sort
and my cart went missing.
I first thought that maybe I had misplaced it.
no luck.
I then looked for someone ahead of me
who may have mistakenly grabbed the wrong cart.
still no luck.
I watched for someone to suddenly do an about face
and hurriedly return with the wrong cart in hand
a bit embarrassed and mumbling an apology.
still no luck.
maybe it was my giant blue used $1.49 bag
I had in there that was so appealing?
what could anyone else possibly
find any use for, or value
in the odd collection of things I’d snagged along the way?
I couldn’t even remember most of what I had in there
but now I felt I needed each of them for some reason
and was somehow missing them.
I decided to consider it a small gift to the universe
someone must have needed it all more than me.
I hadn’t paid for anything yet
so no loss
other than time and energy
and of course
that fancy blue bag
but most of all
I had no desire to rerun the maze
so I grabbed a few new things
I didn’t know that I needed
along the route to the register.
and threw in
a shiny new blue bag
along with
a 6-pack of cinnamon rolls
just for good measure.
—
“why would anyone steal a shopping cart? it’s like stealing a two year old.”
-erma bombeck
Amazing
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What a great read for the first thing in my day!!! Thanks for the early morning laugh!
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my pleasure )
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I park mine a lot at wally world so I can zip down an isle & grab what I need 🙂 I would venture to say I could come back tomorrow & the cart would still be there 😉 (hopefully no frozen food ❗️ )
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hahahahaha
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This is exactly why I avoid Ikea. Too much temptation for things I don’t need. Although the cinnamon rolls are very tempting. Love the quote from Erma.
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so many things, so hard to resist….)
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When I started living in France, I quickly (and with the loss of 2€) learned NOT to leave my shopping trolley alone for any length of time. I went to a shop you go for anything you could need inside and outside a house, from cables, cement to curtains, new kitchens, gardening stuff, deck washers etc. Yeah, a bit like Ikea, but more expensive and frankly, much less tempting! I parked my empty trolley with just two bags in a quiet place (always tons of people) and looked for a planter or something. When I got back to the place, the trolley was gone, and the bags too. Couldn’t be found…..
I got another trolley, inserted another Euro piece into the slot and went directly outside where I had spied, in the meantime, searching for my first trolley, some of the garden stuff I needed. I put some of it, plus a plant, plus some plastic containers in it and went about searching some wire netting. You guess what’s coming now, don’t you?!
Coming back to take my trolley to the wire section, my stuff was on the ground, my trolley gone. Twice, the same day, somebody stole my trolley for the Euro piece I put in. I couldn’t even get angry, I felt so bad for the person who had to do this for an Euro apiece!
As for IKEA, I love them and I’ve never ever gone out with only what I needed. My Hero Husband is NOT letting me near one – I haven’t seen one from the inside for some 10 years+ ….. I’m so sad! The last time I could visit one for 10 (ten) minutes before closure time, was, when HH had to pick up something from a friend who lived nearby. He thought it was safe to give me only that tiny slot, because he knows about my total lack of any sense of orientation…. He was right: I only raided the boxes right in front of the cashiers because I knew if I ventured any further, I would spend the weekend in a Ikea shelf and never be found again!
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that is so wild. ikea is always a bit of a crazy experience, and I know that going in, this just kicked it up a notch )
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I know of one dear friend who chose her house in Switzerland because it was in walking distance to ‘her’ Ikea…… she even, after she got pensionned, worked part-time for Ikea as a help at the counter, to lead customers to their destinations and also she was an assistant in the child minding ‘nest’!!!!
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wow!
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I found it a bit OTT but she was one exceptional, strong and opinionated small woman. RIP!
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Somebody went to check out and panicked at what they were paying for….fearful of what had happened to their memory of not picking all these things up!
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so funny, and very possibly true. )
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I haven’t been to Ikea in ages, but I could well imagine this happening. You definitely deserved the cinnamon rolls. 🙂
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thanks!
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Dagnabbit! Your favorite reusable bag, of course. Someone has taken off with our cart containing a quartet of our sturdy market bags at Wegmans. Now one of us keeps an eye on the cart like a hawk (after a return to the maze of big box BJs to buy more reusable bags, of course).
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It’s surprising isn’t it?
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Glad you hadn’t left your purse in there, Beth!
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Me too!
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This is first time I have heard of it. Must be perplexing.
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Not a huge deal, I just found it surprising and funny
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I always have this secret fear when I leave my cart unattended but so far nobody took it.
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And it has never occurred to me before this – can’t figure out why anyone would want what I picked out )
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Must be in a hurry or confused.
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Probably a blessing as you spend less as with your original cart. 🙂
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I’m going to hope, yes )
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Maybe … they didn’t have their glasses on.
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That’s it!
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Did you?
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Don’t ask, don’t tell)
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I love this!!! 🙂
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Thanks so much, judy
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Loved this!
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Thanks, Ted. P.S. do you have any need for a goinkenschorffer? Just asking
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IKEA is like that – things you “need” that you don’t really “need” LOL!
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Exactly!)
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Mary’s always having to remind women not to leave their purses in the cart if they’re going to wander off, because things like this happen, either by accident or on purpose.
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Yes, and I do try to remember that –
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Now that is really odd!
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It sure is!
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Hilarious quote! I think I’ve been IKEA once. As for shopping carts, I’ve discovered that I can RUN when I’m pushing one. This has made shopping a lot more fun for me. Scary for others…
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That’s great!!
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oh ikea—a maze is such a good word for it. i went recently and it took me a lot of self-convincing that i didn’t need this giant closet-bureau thingy. they’re good at selling things i never wanted LOL
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You are so right, they sure are good at what they do
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the cinnamon rolls were the key to ending your shopping experience on a high note.
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it’s the little things that make all the difference –
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I can relate! I could never go back again and rerun the maze. When I do go it’s usually to get something I saw in the catalog so I’ll just go to the checkout area first to find my item on the shelf.
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Good strategy
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Hear hear!
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I had a similar thing happen just the other day, Beth. It’s so weird, huh? Gotta love the Erma quote … and the cinnamon rolls. 🙂 ~Terri
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it sure is – and I love most everything that erma has said. and cinnamon rolls. thanks, Terri –
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Is it possible an employee thought it had been abandoned and was returning the items and the cart? Otherwise, why would anyone take it? One of life’s great mysteries here.
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possibly, but it wasn’t sitting there for very long, I just walked down a short aisle to look at something –
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