teriyaki time (not for gambling)
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the bag of loot my daughter gave me
with a friendly reminder
to pick up the sushi lunch
and not go to the casino or track
with the cash and the kids.
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Quote from ‘Dumb & Dumber’:
LLOYD: “I’ll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!?”
HARRY: “No way.”
LLOYD: “I’ll give you 3 to 1 odds?”
HARRY: “Nope.”
LLOYD: “5 to 1?”
HARRY: “Nope.”
LLOYD: “10 to 1?”
HARRY: “You’re on.”
Too funny!
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yes, and the grandies in my charge were amused as well
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Beth this is such a fun post 🙂
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thanks, Gilda
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Funny. As if …
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I know…. but I loved it
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It sounds like your daughter has your sense of humor. 😏
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it is clearly contagious.
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😀
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The instructions are plain and simple, Beth.
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stay focused! )
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I love your daughter!!!!
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Such a wit )
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Wonder where she gets it 🙂
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Haha! Good one. How was the lunch?
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Great!
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👌👌👌
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Haha…love it! (^・o・^)ノ”
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🍣 💵
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Okay. That makes sense. Seems like you raised a keeper. 🙂
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Good reminder just in case I was considering options
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I like your daughter’s sense of humor. And anytime you include quote from Dumb and Dumber brings your post to another level… 🙂
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Thanks for both!
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Oh Beth, I didn’t know! 😀
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Neither did I! )
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Is there something you would like to share with us, Beth? A hidden vice of yours? 😉
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Not that I was aware of, but someone in the family must be worried….)
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😉
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That is hilarious, and did you know I posted a story all about the FOOD of “Dumb & Dumber?” There’s a lot of it, and some even factors into the plot – and I also explain how Jim Carrey had a chipped tooth in the film!
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Thanks for this !
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LOL!!!
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I know! )
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Now you’re getting into a real classic, Beth. The one line I love to borrow from that movie, “So you’re saying there’s a chance.”😎
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Yes! A great one –
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Smart daughter!
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She is!
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LOL LOL We all need reminders, eh Beth? That is too cute! Cher xo
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Apparently)
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*grin* 😉
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I love Dumb and Dumber. Just recently saw it 🙂
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it’s a dumb classic )
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Haha! Is that a joke, or does she know you too well?
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Hopefully a joke )
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