after someone moved
i was asked
to be an ‘at-large’ member
of my condo association board
filling in for a few months
but i soon
found myself elected to a two-year term.
i’m not really a fan of boards, meetings, or committees
nothing against them
just not my favorite pastime
so not exactly what i was hoping for
but i do want to say a big thank you
to all who voted for me
even if it possibly had something to do with
me being the only one willing to join
but that is neither here nor there now
you are all invited to at least one of my inaugural balls
i’ll get the invites out as soon as things calm down
i’m very busy
working on lining up the entertainment
and trying on gowns.
—
“never schedule a board meeting on wednesday, because it kills two weekends.”
-kurt vonnegut
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image credit: napoleon dynamite, 2004, fox searchlight pictures, paramount pictures, mtv films
Welcome to the political arena, my friend! Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
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I’ll try to remember that and I’ll be sure to buckle up first
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Congratulations Beth. Quite an honor
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❤
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I have never been on a board, but was once very high up in a Trade Union. Lots of talking, little agreement.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Here’s to your first filibuster, Beth!
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When I think of someone asking me to be on a board, my first thought is, “Hmmm, do I want to be one of the names that get blamed when something doesn’t go as it should?”
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I was elected to the association, after 10 months I was out of there!
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Haha! One of the funniest parts of my career was that we had a teacher in our staff meetings who wouldn’t even pretend to be paying attention. He would hop up on the counter and take a nap while the rest of us gathered around the table. Even funnier, he later became the superintendent of our school district. He deserved a special category in a high school yearbook—least likely to become an administrator.🤣🤣🤣
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I’ll pass on the inaugural ball. I just don’t look good in a gown. But thanks.
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I am imagining the other residents giving sighs of relief when you accepted the position.
Must feel nice to be so popular (until you have to send out notice of raising the annual dues.)
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Well, congratulations! I’m sure you will do an excellent job. Like you, I am not a fan of meetings, having covered too many government and school board meetings as a newspaper reporter into all hours of the night.
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It will be something of an adventure for sure
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Oh, meetings! Fun! Not. Maybe you can liven things up.
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Maybe….)
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Ah. Meetings. The painful part of any job. I kid you not, at one of my jobs they had a meeting to decide/debate if there were too many meetings. Congratulations on your ‘win’. I suspect many voted so no one would vote for them ! 😂
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Yes , i was going not really hoping to win , but I’ll do my time )
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2 years…..and counting.
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)))
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Sometimes a board meeting is a bored meeting.
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Indeed!
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Congratulations… I think. Veteran of many committees, I say never again! (but that’s just me). I’m sure you’ll make a great contribution, Beth.
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well….)
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Beth, I can’t stop laughing. After all the years of board meetings, and I know serve on a county board, and seeing your Napoleon Dynamite pic,…well, I’m still laughing. Yes, I hope to car pool to your gala with someone maybe in my area? BTW,..are you gonna eat those tots? 😉
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ha! perfect question.
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🙃
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You are a brave woman, Beth.
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fingers crossed
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lol
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)))
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Of course, you got elected easily… everyone else is happy not to be in your place… So, I hear you, and I can only agree with the quote 😂
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that’s exactly right.
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This gave me a chuckle, including the Wednesday board meeting.
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he understood )
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That’s hilarious. I am sure you’ll be perfect for the role. Also, I live very close to Preston, Idaho so I have a special fondness for Napoleon Dynamite. “Your Mom went to college!” 😄
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one of my all time favs.
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OMG why didn’t you run away screaming?
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))) trying to do my part –
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Lol! Congrats and welcome to the Darkside. And I don’t disagree with your overall assessment.
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i can’t help but comment because Napoleon Dynamite and Kurt Vonnegut are two of my favorite things and you have combined them together.
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a natural match – power couple
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So love him!
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same
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😀 !!!
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)))
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Meetings, meetings, meetings, too many meetings….
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Hi Beth,
I do not envy you. At every annual meeting in my condo, they ask for new members and always look at me. I have been able to avoid it for now. But I think that eventually I will have to have a turn.
Blessings!
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exactly!)
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Ha!!!! Sorry for laughing, but, well, I was elected to my second two year term this past November. My board has a president who practically screams each time he has to make a decision — which drives me crazy!
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Mine is pretty laid back and friendly, but there’s always something
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Saying ‘no’ is hard to do!
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It is!
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🙂
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