made a big pot
of bubbling hot
french onion soup
ladled it into little bowls
topped it with
buttered french bread slices
gruyere cheese
broiled it until it was just so
fully enjoyed it
though i knew
my big pan
was going to be tough to clean
after caramelizing the onions
and
cooking it for
such a very long time
to create a rich flavor
so
after our meal
and
emptying out
the rest of the soup
i remembered
an old kitchen trick
reheat the pan
on low
with a little
water and dish soap
to unstick the brown bits
making for an easier cleanup
and
went off to work
on an art project
in the other room
music playing
windows open
nice breeze on a hot night
a familiar scent filled the air
wondered why the neighbors
were grilling out so late at night
took a break from the art
to get a drink of water
realized the
‘grilling’
was going on right in my own kitchen
apparently
i’d forgotten about
my clever cleanup trick
that was fully in process
the water had cooked down long ago
the pan was almost on fire
inside was black and crackling
i quickly turned off the heat
grabbed the pan
with hot pads
put it into my sink
too hot to add any water
let it cool down overnight
in the morning
finally decided to
tackle the scrubbing job
now made so much harder
with the ultra char-grilled pan
went to pull it out of the sink
it seemed a bit stuck
wrestled with it a bit
finally used all of
my upper body muscle power
snapped it out of there
flipped it over to see why
it was sticking
and
voila!
it had been so hot
that it had melted right to my sink
and when i yanked it out
it took some of the ceramic with it
now
i need
a new pan
and
a new sink
but
damn, that soup was good.
—
“the only real stumbling block is fear of failure.
in cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.”
― julia child
Yum.. the picture of dish made my stomach grumble 😉
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OMG ! It’s lucky you didn’t pull the sink off its mountings 😉 ❤
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i suppose it is! )
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Oh my! What an expensive soup!
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indeed, deb!)
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The food looked excellent – the resulting hardware damage looked expensive…
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yes to both, paul )
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That looks soooooo good:)
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thanks )
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I’m glad the soup was great! This made me chuckle and grimace. I don’t think I’ve quite ever had that type of soup disaster. Good luck with that cleanup!
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Thanks )
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I am sitting here laughing my head off…because this is my life!!! I’m so sorry about the sink, but at least the house didn’t catch on fire!
If I could only cash in on every piece of toast I burn..
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Yes, it could have been worse )
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There’s nothing like a fantastic meal with a fantastic story! 🙂
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Oh man…what a mess. I do hope you enjoyed that soup..:) you know there is a ceramic paint you can use and try on that sink if you didn’t want to replace it. Not sure how bad it is or how long it will last but I have seen it used in the past, though not recently. Too many stainless steel sinks now. Glad the soup was at least enjoyable…:)
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Pretty deep chunks missing, so won’t work in this case )
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Holy crap! And this is why I don’t cook!
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Ha!
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sieht ja gut aus, wünsche eine gute Woche
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Looks beyond delicious! Julia would be proud of you!
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thanks jb )
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I love French Onion Soup. At times my husband makes some. It is something he brought up and I leave it at him. But yes, it is a mess 🙂
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it is, but worth it i think. except for maybe the sink )
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Haha… yes, that for sure!
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If it were me, I’d be checking the stove 5 times a day for the next month, making sure I didn’t leave a burner on!
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ha! yes )
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Eek!! So sorry about both pan and sink. Distractions are the bane of a kitchen.
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thanks, andra. they sure are )
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I can empathize. My son was sick with the flu for days and I was making the second round of chicken soup when I fell asleep on the couch in the livingroom. The fluid boiled out, the pan stuck to the ceramic stovetop and I had to replace the stovetop. Unlike you, I didn’t even get to have the soup!
Your soup looks delish!
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yikes!
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I came for the soup. The tragedy afterward is a shame. The worst one we’ve had around here were the exploding hard boiled eggs that boiled dry.
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hahahaha –
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I love French Onion Soup! But boy, what a night.
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what a night, is right !
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The soup sounded delicious but oh God! I have had a pot boil dry so I know I can get distracted and you were trying to clean the pan by warming the water. Well I admire the fact that you made that great soup. I love the soup but have not tried to make it myself. My hat is off to you.
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thanks, i guess we’ve all had those moments, makes me feel better )
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Yes we have 🙂
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Oh dear…sou
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Whoops! Wish I could use this computer! Anyhow, sounds like a “hulluva 24 hours”!! Glad the soup tasted good!! 🙂
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thanks, lucie and you’d be dangerous if the computer was any easier )
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Oh my goodness! Sorry about your pan and your sink! I was hard boiling eggs the other day, and forgot about them… one literally exploded into bits from sitting on the bottom of the hot pan! It sounded just like a light bulb blowing out! I had a huge mess as well, but nothing like yours!
You are forever the optimist, though – enjoy your soup 🙂
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ooh, sorry kelly and thanks!
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My heart sank at your sink story. A squeeze of detergent and hot water in the dirty pot. Leave it on the bench to soak. After a week or so, someone else will clean it and all you need do is apologise. And now I’m drooling for some French Onion Soup. It’s a silly tradition I know, but my family has French Onion soup every birthday!
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ooh, i like both of your traditions )
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hope you don’t mind – seemed a bit cruel to ‘like’ this post but I couldn’t help myself 😆
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no worries at all, duncan )
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MMMMmmmmm! Yo quiero! 🙂
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HA! Your last line is at the core of greatness. The soup was … damn good! The sink will be resolved, and the pot will be resolved. The greatness is the French Onion soup, with buttered french bread slices, and gruyere cheese. Way to go, Beth!
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thanks, all’s well that ends well. there is always something good in an experience, and luckily this time it was the soup.
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ha! Glad the soup was worth it Beth! Here’s something that works for me. Sprinkle baking soda in the pot. Put on the kettle and pour boiling water into the pot, just enough to cover the bottom. It will fizz. Add some vinegar. It will fizz some more. Let it sit over night and wash it with your dishes the next day. ❤
Diana xo
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thanks, diana. and what a great idea –
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Wow, Beth!! Yikes, too. I am going to say we both are sometimes klutzy, hence you end up under cars on dlippery, icy days snd I tend to do such antics. I got so excited about the coupon printing on the gas station pump, I forgot to take said pump out of gas tank. Hurried inside to get my Jumbo 44 oz cup of vanilla Coke. When I Got Back Thank GoD The Pump had stopped with that automatic shut down valve (?) I put my large pop in cup holder spilling some onto nice white sweater on passenger seat. Then, detatching pump handle I shut the little latch/flap. As I drove out of big travel plaza, took sip of delicious drink and heard a “clunk” sound. Wondered what created this sound. Arrived st hodpital to keep Mom and brothers entertained to stay off topic of Mom’s falling on wet grass with her dog Nicki (Sat. am) and down a big incline causing her hip bone to shatter. Her surgery went fine, don’t want a big post about it. She just looked so plae, frail and scared. Today’s therapy lesson at hospital was painful to watch. Brother got tears. Anyway, I went out to fetch a movie to watch and got some gas.
Yep! That noise was my gas cap, left far behind me now, which I did not screw back on. Too busy looking forward to my Free drink. (My gas cap cost with warehouse “I.D.” at Cleveland Advance Auto shop came to $10.23 or so. I am sad to think of your ceramic sink and stove, Beth. 😦 ♡)
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wow, i totally can relate to that story, robin and that’s why we are long lost sisters )
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we must be related!
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i’m quite sure of it!
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ACK! No, that’s horrible! I wish you’d have called me… I’d have told you… add a spoonful of fabric softener to a pot full of warm water and let it soak in the sink…. It would have that onion melted off there in no time. And you’d still have a sink. 😦 I’m sorry. (But the soup looks delicious!)
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ah, next time! )
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Oh dear but at least you enjoyed the soup shame about the aftermath 🙂 Expensive soup!
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exactly!
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I forgot to say, Beth. I love a good French onion soup exactly how you described it. Yummy!
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thanks, robin!
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One of my faves and looks absolutely delicious. I’m just relieved the aftermath wasn’t any more serious that it was.
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thanks, and that’s great point –
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First of all I love French onion soup, and if the post had stopped there I would have been remembering tastings of old, and your soup sounded like one of the best. However, we then went onto the pan experience, and I’ve been there too, although not to ruined sink levels, and I know hard to clear up that can be. Was it worth the soup I ask myself. Only you can say 🙂
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Thank you and yes it was all worth it –
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Too much cook spoils the pan that cooked the broth with the brown bits. Is that how the saying goes, Beth? I bet you are going to love your new sink anyway! ❤
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yes, i think that’s exactly the old saying….)
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Sorry for your sink, Beth. I do the pan trick with regular intervals and put it into the sink to cool. I think I’ll keep my stainless sink for a bit longer. I’m happy the soup was good.
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probably a good call, tiny )
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I was feeling like such a useless cook, loving your soup but unable to identify with such a talent. Then Beth you came right down to my level. Except I might have ended up throwing out the pan.
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it’s all trial and error here, no special talent really, tric. and, in the end, the pan and the sink both had to go (
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I love a good bowl of French Onion Soup. Sorry about the kitchen tragedy that followed the preparation of it.
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thanks, judy –
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Been there done that and have the t-shirt unfortunately!
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i see you understand, gary )
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