Category Archives: money

teriyaki time.

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teriyaki time (not for gambling)

the bag of loot my daughter gave me

with a friendly reminder

to pick up the sushi lunch

and not go to the casino or track

with the cash and the kids.

 

Quote from ‘Dumb & Dumber’:

LLOYD: “I’ll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!?”

HARRY: “No way.”

LLOYD: “I’ll give you 3 to 1 odds?”

HARRY: “Nope.”

LLOYD: “5 to 1?”

HARRY: “Nope.”

LLOYD: “10 to 1?”

HARRY: “You’re on.”

thanks as i wait for you.

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so lucky

that this amazing offer

found its way to me

you will be the first to know

when the

eight million and some change

is in my hands

only a matter of time

now, to figure out

what to do with all of it.

 

Sorry for my intrusion into your comment post.

I really want you to contact me through my official email address esq.advocate.betty@gmail.com regarding a deposit of eight

million five hundred thousand dollars left behind by my late client who is a national of your country.

upon your response, I shall send you detail informations about this fund and why i contact you in the first place.

Thanks as I wait for you.

Betty Nicholet Esq

 

“every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”

-ebert hubbard

 

 

 

 

 

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billion.

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when the mega millions jackpot

hit 1 billion dollars tonight

i decided to take my chances

shell out 2 dollars

buy a lucky ticket

and imagine for at least 12 hours

what i would do with my billion

not a bad price for half a day of creative fun.

the winning ticket?

what would you do with a billion dollars if you won?

‘a billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.’

-everett dirksen