teriyaki time (not for gambling)
the bag of loot my daughter gave me
with a friendly reminder
to pick up the sushi lunch
and not go to the casino or track
with the cash and the kids.
Quote from ‘Dumb & Dumber’:
LLOYD: “I’ll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!?”
HARRY: “No way.”
LLOYD: “I’ll give you 3 to 1 odds?”
LLOYD: “5 to 1?”
LLOYD: “10 to 1?”
HARRY: “You’re on.”
that this amazing offer
found its way to me
you will be the first to know
eight million and some change
is in my hands
only a matter of time
now, to figure out
what to do with all of it.
Sorry for my intrusion into your comment post.
I really want you to contact me through my official email address firstname.lastname@example.org regarding a deposit of eight
million five hundred thousand dollars left behind by my late client who is a national of your country.
upon your response, I shall send you detail informations about this fund and why i contact you in the first place.
Thanks as I wait for you.
Betty Nicholet Esq
“every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
image credit: videohive.net
kinders have taken up a new hobby – counterfeiting.
they are now officially a gang.
‘i have ways of making money that you know nothing of.”
when the mega millions jackpot
hit 1 billion dollars tonight
i decided to take my chances
shell out 2 dollars
buy a lucky ticket
and imagine for at least 12 hours
what i would do with my billion
not a bad price for half a day of creative fun.
the winning ticket?
what would you do with a billion dollars if you won?
‘a billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.’