there’s a phrase in german (regional,) meaning “i am feeling visited enough”
that you can say when you want company to go, and this is brilliant.
it’s “ich fühle mich jetzt genug besucht.”
use as needed.
credits: united humanists, warner brothers pictures photo
my money is on the baby for the win .
“the world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.”
found on the car parked next to me
appreciate the warning
will keep a safe distance
“never stay on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down to the green valleys of silliness.”
i had asked my daughter
to pick out a nice shampoo and conditioner for me
was excited to get these
loved reading the labels
here are just some of the words/phrases on the packaging:
For weak, brittle hair that needs an intervention!
Damage Level – 3
Micro shields boost strength and stamina
Great results may cause your hair’s ego to inflate to astronomical proportions.
what?! ‘damage level -3’?!
i love the descriptors
who could resist even one of these?
and also there is so much little writing on the label
the shampoo and conditioner bottles look exactly the same
once i’m in the shower i have no idea which is which
and i always forget to look before i get in
and i’m not getting out to get my glasses on
so i have a 50/50 chance of getting it right, a roll of the dice
and sometimes i lose
this is what i call an ‘x-treme’ hair care experience.
“sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
nothing like seeing a good humor truck in the summertime.
what’s your personal go-to order?
i’m all about the ice cream sandwiches or strawberry shortcake bars.
“there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
it’s not really a weekend at the lake house
with a group of friends
finds whatever they can
late at night
to saw through the plastic
and chop off a chunk of something in the kitchen.
“midnight happiness is eating at 2am”
when people continue to push the wrong button
over and over and over again
attempting to turn out the light
opening the garage door instead
it’s clear they need more help
and calls for drastic measures.
they may not be sure what this is
but at least
they are now sure what it is not.
“there is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact.”
-sir arthur conan doyle
earth day is coming soon
how will you reuse, recycle, or repurpose
“uncommon thinkers reuse what common thinkers refuse.”
photo credit: google images
saw this (now vintage) ad
from my younger days
how many of you still owe columbia house the $1.00?
i keep waiting for someone to come to the door
looking to take back my records or cassettes.
or the dollar that i never sent in.
“both my parents worked, so i was home alone a lot, and i would listen to their records.
they belonged to the columbia house record club, so they had records!”