made a quick stop into a local shop
to grab a couple of bottles of wine for gifts
on my way to the checkout line
there was a food sample display
with small broken pieces of ghiradelli chocolate for tasting
i popped one into my mouth
started chewing
but quickly stopped
when i remembered
i had invisalign on my teeth
so i swallowed what was left of it
assuming it would melt
but instead
it got somewhat stuck in my throat
i started coughing while in line
still not melting
still coughing
somehow i said ‘water’
the checkout person
pointed and said , “run to the drinking fountain!”
so i took off
got a drink
some of the water went down
but still not melting or moving
thought i was going to have to be heimlich-ed
yet again no melting or moving
then somehow it finally made it’s way down
walked back to the counter
cashier told me that some people have that reaction to chocolate
but my issue was that i had popped it into my mouth without a thought
and it quickly went downhill (for a bit, but not downhill enough) from there
finally i emerged from the store with the wine and no chocolate
decided that i should probably think about my chocolate
and not automatically start eating it anytime it is offered
but chocolate does that to a person
it just draws you in.
—
“your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that,
as far as chocolate is concerned,
there is no need to involve your brain.’
-dave barry