Tag Archives: children

lemons.

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who wouldn’t buy from these six?

not many customers were available

 and most who stopped by

had no money on them

so they changed their marketing plan

 added music, dance, costumes

 even an impromptu wedding

and

after drinking away

much of the merchandise

everyone still made a profit

not bad for a day’s work.

“if life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.”

-elizabeth gilbert

ninjas don’t wear underwear.

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as i walked in with one of the grandies to his ninja training class

and asked if he had everything he needed

before he scrambled off to

jump, climb, twirl, crawl, and yell

his deadpan answer was

“ninjas don’t wear underwear.”

i suspect that he created this rule

because he didn’t feel like putting them on

and he quickly adopted this as his mantra.

ninjas are clever.

“true ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”

-jarius raphel