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scam likely.

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who is scam likely?

an old friend from elementary school?

someone i went to camp with? 

an indy band?

someone i met at a carnival?

sam likely’s twin?

i’m not sure, but scam calls me often

he/she must feel rejected

as i never take their call.

“cats have a scam going- you buy the food,

they eat the food, they go away;

that’s the deal.”

– eddie izzard

 

 

thanks as i wait for you.

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so lucky

that this amazing offer

found its way to me

you will be the first to know

when the

eight million and some change

is in my hands

only a matter of time

now, to figure out

what to do with all of it.

 

Sorry for my intrusion into your comment post.

I really want you to contact me through my official email address esq.advocate.betty@gmail.com regarding a deposit of eight

million five hundred thousand dollars left behind by my late client who is a national of your country.

upon your response, I shall send you detail informations about this fund and why i contact you in the first place.

Thanks as I wait for you.

Betty Nicholet Esq

 

“every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”

-ebert hubbard

 

 

 

 

 

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