who is scam likely?

an old friend from elementary school?

someone i went to camp with? 

an indy band?

someone i met at a carnival?

sam likely’s twin?

i’m not sure, but scam calls me often

he/she must feel rejected

as i never take their call.

—

“cats have a scam going- you buy the food,

they eat the food, they go away;

that’s the deal.”

– eddie izzard