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‘there are two kinds of people in this world, and i am one.’ – dave barry

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                                                                              Gaga                                                               Leo

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i am the

bite a chunk of chocolate off the bar and exuberant celebrator kind

what kind of person are you?

 

 

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‘there are two kinds of people in this world:

those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world

and those who are smart enough to know better.’

-tom robbins

 

 

 

 

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image credits: zomzto, pinterest

‘ wonder what it’s like to be able to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father..’ author unknown

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founding fathers working on yet another rewrite

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relaxing into having my hair cut

on a busy, bright morning

sudden burst of excitement behind me

founding father hair!

founding father hair!

founding father hair!

a stylist and her client 

 up and laughing

looking in the mirrors

taking pictures

happy and excited

after having

her very full head of hair 

put into

many many rollers

taking them all out

 it had 

 morphed into

 roll after roll of hair

an unusual style 

i’ve seen 

somewhere before

 have to admit

her hair

reminded me of

some of our early countrymen

great way to start the day

happy nod to our forefathers

some of the original influencers.

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‘“i have heard, indeed, that my predecessor (President Adams)

sometimes decided things against his council by dashing and trampling his wig on the floor.”

-Thomas Jefferson, 3rd US President (in a letter to William Short, 1807)

 

 

 

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image credits: google images

‘i’ve never had my hair cut by anybody, i do it all by myself.’ – keith richards, rolling stones

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not me or my mom or my hair but similar situation

except for the smile

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’tis the season

 kids return to classrooms

 it’s school picture day

mom looks at your hair

finds the sewing scissors

‘let me just trim it up a bit’

or

‘i’ll just snip the uneven part off a little’

or

‘let’s just clean it up a touch’

your bangs

have finally grown

to be the perfect length

a little long

a little shaggy

just

below your eyebrows

 hint of a shadow

 brushing

just above the top

of your eyelashes

  clean-up/trim begins

when it’s ‘done’

your mom

smiles

looks at your hair

you

look so cute

beautiful

you take

a peek in the mirror

 long and fancy bangs

have disappeared

 ‘just a trim’

has returned

your bangs

close to the top

of your forehead

very near

their place of origin

they are

a straight line

that’s for sure

cleaned up

no doubt about that

there is always

next year

when you

will have grown

your bangs out

perfectly.

you hide the scissors…

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*when he was asked if there was a name for his haircut, he replied ‘arthur.’

-george harrison, the beatles

* The name is said to have honored his school friend from Liverpool, Arthur Kelly,

who used to tease a young George about his thick, unruly hair by calling it a “turban.” 

‘between the wish and the thing the world lies wating.’ – Cormac McCarthy

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still waiting on the front porch

for the ice cream truck

to come down our street

i hear

 the faint sound

of chimes

in the distance

any minute now…

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“Oh, how long Me seems it, ere the promis’d help arrive!”
-Dante, The Divine Comedy, (Virgil character)

 

 

 

 

 

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on a neighborhood walk in ann arbor, michigan, usa – summer 2026

 

a slight nuance, but the struggle is real.

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does this ever happen to you? i’ve been there. more than once.

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“i hate when people accuse me of lollygagging when I’m quite clearly dilly-dallying.”

-pinterest

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while both mean to waste time, Dictionary.com highlights a slight nuance.

Lollygagging is the act of idly wandering or goofing off while fully aware you are avoiding a task.

Dilly-dallying usually involves a bit of distraction or indecisiveness where you delay productivity

by moving slowly or finding smaller, unimportant tasks to do.

artsy.

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glad that no one was counting on me

to be the only photographer at the graduation party

here are two of my shots documenting the fun occasion

i’d classify them as ‘artsy’

‘i came to photography by accident. ‘

– eve arnold

 

 *Eve Arnold,( 1912–2012) was an acclaimed American photojournalist and the first female member of the prestigious Mangum Photos agency. Best known for her intimate, candid portraits of celebrities like Marilyn Monroe and Malcolm X, she was equally celebrated for her fearless documentary work in closed-off regions like China and the Soviet Union.

new mistake.

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how was i to know

when i walked in

a little cafe

new to me

great food

that when i started

talking to my friend

about to leave 

cleaned up our table

distracted

more chatting 

saw the open slot

threw my trash in 

realized

not trash slot

 part of decor

not trash slot

no way to get it out

not trash slot

part of a built-in fake wall

told my friend 

two construction workers

sitting near us

busted out laughing

promised not to tell

good thing it was all paper

i’m sure someone else

must have done this before

maybe many

saw our construction guys 

outside 

laughing again

as they drove off

in their truck

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“there are endless possibilities for new mistakes no one has ever seen before.”

― james irwin, author

superhuman.

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ready to drizzle

tear the seal

unwrap

twist off

the cap

no

the glass

how

does

this

happen

do i

have

super human strength

and don’t know it?

 

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‘it is not the strength of the body that counts, but the strength of the spirit.’

–J.R.R. Tolkien

‘stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper. ‘- jonas eriksson

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found this new gift idea when visiting on of my favorite restaurants

now i can get everyone the same thing this year

no returns and it will fit all recipients

just check the box for the occasion

or write in your own

 you’re good to go. 

 

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‘we buy our own toilet paper even here in the white house.’

-Barack Obama, 44th president of the united states

 

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york ann arbor, michigan, uss

scurryfunge.

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who’s with me on this? have any of you also scurryfunged? 

To scurryfunge is to hurriedly clean the house before company arrives. This word has had a looser meaning of “to move rapidly” since the early 19th century but likely wasn’t used in the sense of a rapid cleanup until the 1950s, when it appeared in U.S. regional dialects. One definition was included in the 1975 book Maine Lingo by John Gould: “a hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor coming and the time she knocks on the door.” “Scurry” means “to move in or as if in a brisk pace,” but “Funge” remains a bit of an etymological mystery. This is debated. Some sources say it was a word in Old English, others say it is of “jocular formation.’’

 

 

 

 

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source credits: babushka cat, interesting words, maine lingo, john gould