from pirate to president.

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i could not love this picture  more

 

the young lad was a pirate before he became our president

barackbeard

you never know when you’ll need those skills

or that mustache.

 

 

 

 

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image credit: bluesky

don’t forget your toga.

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happy halloween to those who celebrate 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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image credit: thanks beetley pete,  medieval mix

two hearts.

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two hearts

found on a walk

first, old stone

second, unknown 

 even if 

somewhat dubious

never question it

every heart

has an origin story.

 

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‘two hearts are better than one.’

-bruce springsteen

tiny and mighty.

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 tiny oak leaf

two inches tall

celebrated autumn

twirling flying

in the wind

just like the mighty oaks. 

 

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‘great things come in small things, for only small things have enough space to contain them.’
― craig d. lounsbrough

autumnal.

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driving home at dusk

 golden moon shines

through drifting clouds

 light changes

moving into darkness.

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‘wild is the music of autumnal winds amongst the faded woods.’

-william wordsworth

 

halloween style.

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this guy and his cat

the jack sparrow pirate from the carribean type

of the skeleton world

hat tilted back

a bit of drink

to keep him hydrated

his jolly roger 

may have  flown somewhere in france

welcomes all

relaxed and confident

not bothered by anything

seen his share of scraps

even being in a giant web 

 only having one foot

no hands

a cat with an eye patch

  sitting on deck

of my daughter’s porch.

 

now, this mixed family

skeleton parents and dog

kids and clowns of all kinds

all ages and stages

everyone welcome

they do not discriminate

lots of hugs for all

love everyone to be at the party

outdoorsy types.

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love my neighborhood 

all are welcome 

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‘may everything you do be full of fearsome frolics and frightful fun.’ 

-my little monsters, halloween edition

 

cocoa has a job.

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cocoa has an important job

cocoa is in charge of guarding the food

cocoa gave herself this important job

cocoa has a craving

cocoa is motivated

cocoa will not

take her eyes off of it

until she is home

when the food is 

safely in the house

only then

can she rest

not really

Cocoa will rest 

after she has 

taste-tested it

to make sure

it is safe for

the rest of

the family to eat

still not really

Cocoa must do

more that one test

just to make sure

it is really, really safe

cocoa is full

cocoa is clever. 

 

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‘cravings are the brains way of saying, “TREAT YOURSELF”. my cravings are louder than my logic.’ 

– c. vela

 

here’s to you, sweet cocoa, aka ‘sad grandma’

‘oh, I am fortune’s fool!’ – William Shakespeare

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at the end a long chinese lunch

we each opened two fortune cookies

our first ones were empty

not a good sign

what are the odds?

luckily we had a second chance

one offered ‘a great opportunity…’

the other ‘it’s in the cards…’

pretty positive

quite generic

 

on the back

was ‘the fantasy casino’

now our fortunes made sense

the cookies were ads. .

which were better?

the loaded casino cookies?

or

the sad empty cookies ?

both were disappointing

a reminder

 we make our own luck.

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”million-to-one chances…crop up nine times out of ten.’

― Terry Pratchett, English author

 

*Sir Terence David John Pratchett (1948 – 2015) was an English author, humorist, and satirist, best known for the Discworld series of 41 comic fantasy novels and for the apocalyptic comedy novel  Good Omens which he co-wrote with Neil Gaiman.

With more than 100 million books sold worldwide in 43 languages, Pratchett was the UK’s best-selling author of the 1990s. He was appointed an Officer of the Order of the British Empire and was knighted for services to literature. In 2001, he won the annual Carnegie Medal, and the World Fantasy Award for Life Achievement.

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‘i do like artfully breaking rules.’- alton brown

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(not the actual rule-enforcer with a watch, but similar)  

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went to park in a structure

across the street

from where i was having my hair cut at 10:00

 it was 9:55 when i arrived

pulled into a spot on the ground floor

knowing the lower floors open to the public at 10:oo

to leave room for customers

yes, i am a customer

assumed it would take a couple of minutes

to grab my things and leave my car

so the timing should work out

not thinking it would be an issue

when i turned my car off

an officer on foot

waved and rushed up to my car

as soon as i looked at him

i guessed

it would indeed be an issue

he told me i couldn’t park there

because it wasn’t yet 10:00

i said that i planned

on it being 10:00

by the time i gathered my things

and left my car

no, that is not the rule

if you do this, everyone is going to do this

when i had pulled in, most all of the floor was empty

other than a few people at the ev chargers

while he was chatting with me

others pulled in

 parked all around me on the ground floor

he insisted that i move up to a higher floor

then began rushing over to each car

to say the same thing to them

i moved up to the next floor

 lo and behold

there he was again

saying we all would have to move

to at least the 4th floor as the sign said

i continued winding around

moving up to the higher floors

which were packed from the workers

 who had to arrive early

along with

my fellow parkers

who he had forced to move to the top

so the only place left to park was on the roof

at that point some people who had been forced to move up

had started driving down to lower floors

now that it was officially past 10:00

it had turned into a french farce

 left my car on the roof

met up with a uni student

who also had been pushed up to the top

he gave me a nod

‘that guy’s like a mall cop.’

yep.

we took 7 flights of stairs

down to the ground where we’d started

 little bit late for my appointment

i’m sure all of us who had driven to the top

had made it out of

the early curfew time at that point

so it had really been a ridiculous exercise

i got the feel he might not be a person

who was flexible

 felt more comfortable

with hard and fast rules

i imagine

he must have been exhausted

chasing after all those cars

the salon

booked a 10:15 slot for my next appointment.

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‘one had followed the rules, and one had not. but the problem with rules… was that they implied a right way and a wrong way to do things. when, in fact, most of the time they were simply ways, none of them quite wrong or quite right, and nothing to tell you for sure what side of the line you stood on.’

– Celeste Ng

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*Alton Brown (born 1962) is an American tv personality, food show presenter, author, voice actor, YouTuber, and cinematographer. He is the creator and host of the Ford Network show Good Eats as well as other shows on the network. Brown is also a best-selling author of several books on food and cooking.

*Celeste Ng (born 1980) is an American writer and novelist.Her short stories have been published in a variety of literary journals. Ng’s first novel, Everything I Never Told You, won the Amazon Book of the Year Award. Her second book, Little Fires Everywhere, was made into a TV miniseries.

there is goodness in the world.

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