i came face to face with this colorful display
and was struck with a sudden terror
for i knew
this was
a sure sign that
the fruitcakes were on their way.
—
“a sharp bolt of hunger hit luther hard. his knees almost buckled, his poker face almost grimaced. for two weeks now his sense of smell had been much keener, no doubt a side effect of a strict diet. maybe he got a whiff of mabel’s finest, he wasn’t sure, but a craving came over him. suddenly, he had to have something to eat. suddenly, he wanted to snatch the bag from kendall, rip open a package, and start gnawing on a fruitcake.”
― John Grisham
Was never a fan of the …. delicacy. Until someone gave me a homemade one in Ireland a few years back. I still think of that amazing morsel of food.
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sounds like a much different version of what i’ve ever experienced )
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That’s what everyone keeps telling me. It was the only fruitcake I ever enjoyed. But man was it good.
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i trust you on this )
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😉
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I LOVE fruitcake!!
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yikes!
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Hahaha! I know, but I can’t help it.
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Yuck…
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people have strong feelings both ways on this one )
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Noooooo! 😳
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i knowwwww…….
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Holy candied fruit!!
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Yes!!
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wow – joy of fruit cakes!!
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For some!)
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Tis the season.
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it ’tis )
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My other half and son love them. It was always a big thing in our house Xmas eve. Home from midnight mass and they all dug into the cake it had taken my mum weeks to bake. I had a biscuit. Always felt I was missing out.
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I really wish I liked it, but apparently I’ve never tasted a real one, judging by the comments)
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Me, neither, Beth!
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it’s all in the timing )
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Not just cake. I used the fruit in a Christmas cookie recipe one year, took them to a party. So many leftovers. ???
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hmmm….. i have no idea why!
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The texture on some of them can be a bit off-putting, I agree, Beth.
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a bit……)
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If you soak them in enough booze, they’re OK. I have a friend who makes them and marinates them in rum for a couple months. Now THAT’S a fruitcake!
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that might be the secret!
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Noooooo
>
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yikessssssssssssssssss……….
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Love the Grisham excerpt. Luther’s desperate! I’ve never had a fruitcase I liked, but friends swear there are good ones out there.
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i’ve heard the same )
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RUNNNNNNnnnnnnn. The fruit cakes are coming. :0
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fassssssst!
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😂
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)))
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The gift that keeps on giving…
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it sure is…
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You got a healthy snort out of me on this one… 😉
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ha, i’m glad )
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Oh dear God, Beth! AHHHHHH!!!!! *LOL* Cher xo
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hahahaha…
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😉
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Reminds me of the time I watched my brother naively devour one of my grandmother’s homemade fruitcakes—her first attempt—when he was around twelve and I was a mere four. To me, it smelled funny and looked worse. It was even wrinkly and gross. So even though I loved sweets, I made a face and passed. My grandmother, bless her heart, was not the best cook or baker so…it didn’t go well for my poor, trusting brother. I then had to watch him puke his brains out for the rest of the night. I felt SO sorry for him trusting grandma’s culinary skills like that. But I learned a valuable lesson. Always trust your instincts, especially when it’s about an overly-hyped bunch of dried fruits clinging to the top like they’ve been glued there. If you were worried about my grandmother’s feelings, she was a good sport. The next morning she promised us all she’d never again bake one and tore up the recipe. From there, she stuck to perfecting baking her pecan pies. Everyone wins. Yum!!
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that is hilarious! (with apologies to your brother )
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I’ll never forget when I was a kid, and our dog ate the holiday fruitcake ( a tradition). He was so sick for a week. We never had fruitcake again… 😳
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oh, no!
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My comment was supposed to appear after yours that read, “I really wish I liked it, but apparently I’ve never tasted a real one, judging by the comments.”
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The homemade kind with a butter cake and pecans with diced tiny pieces of that strange “fruit” makes a delicious fruitcake, Brandy helps with store bought kind! Lol 😀
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there you go!
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Oh no! Someone did a good job on the display, though 🙂
Ellespeth
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they did )
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LOL! Fruitcake central!
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yes!
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