after making the decision
to challenge my traffic ticket
(I’m innocent, for the record)
my scheduled hearing
has been adjourned twice.
in today’s mail
I received the new date
for my next potential hearing.
I had to laugh
when I picked up the new envelope
(for the third time now)
and it once again clearly read:
Defendant
just above my name
with the court address In the return corner
I have to wonder
just what major crime
my mr. rogers sweet and friendly mailman
thinks I may have committed?
‘we find the defendants incredibly guilty.’
– mel brooks
Humorous!
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You’re welcome!
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Good luck!
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Thanks!
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That is too funny- but you are right! Can you even imagine what he’s thinking!
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I know!)
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Laughing!
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I know )!
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That’s great, take a stand for yourself.
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I’m trying
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Wish you all the best luck.
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I suspect your mailman knows you’re incredibly innocent.
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someday I’ll ask him )
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Just don’t speed on your way to court!
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Right!
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😉
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🎉
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He he he for the thoughts of your mailman and all good luck to you, Beth 😀
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Thanks!)
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At least it does not read: Stinkin’ Little Lawbreaker.
You never know these days, Beth.
Happy adjudicating to you, my friend.
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A great point!
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Excellent food for thought. In my case, my carrier precisely knows my political preference because I donated to a political campaign once and now I regularly receive maulers from that party only. I hope he’s in the same ‘team’!
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me too, it’s funny how many things they could figure out about us by watching our mail closely
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Oh my! Yes!
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yes, yes
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Oh! Yes, the poor mailman. You will have to leave him a note. 🙂
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great idea
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👍
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I am sure you are innocent and even if you are even slightly at fault I think you should be absolved on account of having a lovely character 🙂
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thank you, and I may have to call on you as a character witness )
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Good luck with that.
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thanks –
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“Defendant” does have a bit more character to it than “Resident” or “Current Occupant”….
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it sure does, kicks it up a notch!
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When I bought my traffic ticket it did not turn out well. I wish you better luck!
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yikes!
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Good luck with it!
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thanks!
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And you, who looks so sweet…
Good for you on contesting your ticket. I know for here, just the fact you show up makes you win in most cases.
I shall still wish you good luck!
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☘️
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Maybe for your day in court you should wear a gown and a sash that says: Miss Demeanor.
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Great plan)
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NOW, all of a sudden, I understand your mail in reply to my card I sent you….. I wondered what I had missed – now I know. Isn’t it incredible, how far we must go sometimes to get a bit of justice?! I’m frankly too exhausted by the daily life to fight back – I’d pay and make a little fist in my pocket.
Good luck!
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I hope you win the case! And I bet the mailman sees worse than the traffic court stuff (I used to have reports made by mailpersons….they DID see worse!!!)
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yes, I’m sure this is nothing compared to what they see, just that 2 letters in a row from the court…..)
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Hhmmmmmm, just don’t go outside looking like you’re lurking. 🙂
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I’ll do my best –
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There’s always the Insanity defense!! lol
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true!
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Haha! I didn’t think about that the mailman would keep seeing the letters. 🙂 Fight that ticket! We got one for parking over the time limit even though we had gone somewhere and then come back and parked in a new place. We kept asking for the evidence (photos they are supposed to take of the tires) and obviously they didn’t have them since we had moved the car. Took about 6 months but they finally gave up.
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I’m not giving up, thanks –
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Trust Mel Brooks to have a perfect quote for this moment.
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of course!
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I hope you are acquitted with prejudice! (Which is a good thing, despite how it sounds!)
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Me too!
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Mail carriers get to see all sorts of mysteries on their routes, don’t they. 😉
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oh, they sure do. one of them should write a book –
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hopefully the third time is a charm!
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fingers crossed
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Great Post! Makes you think!
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it does!
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I look forward to your posts from jail!………LOL
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hopefully they’ll have wi-fi
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