Jun27

scout.

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scout (in the original), walks home dressed as a ham.

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I was cast to play scout

in a scene from ‘to kill a mockingbird’

as a favor for my friend

who was in an oral interpretation class

during her later in life college days.

the scene was the one

where scout was dressed as a ham

walking home through the woods

and the victim of an unknown attacker.

as I’m an incredibly horrible actress

I double-checked to see if she was sure

about wanting me for the role.

she was desperate and had no one else

so I was perfect, and was in!

she also cast my boyfriend at the time

as my brother

and our about to deliver a baby any second friend

as the narrator

that was it.

 the only actors in the scene.

we were the holy trinity of non-talent.

one important thing that I needed to know

in spite of knowing my few lines

to be delivered in a frantic southern accent

with lots of screaming and thrashing movements

was that my attacker was not going to actually exist on stage

it was all interpretive

I had to imagine and act

like I was being attacked

as I wrestled with my invisible assailant.

at last the big day finally arrived

the curtain rose

I drawled and shrieked out my part

rolling around, slamming into the walls

and fighting my attacker who did not exist

all while dressed in my ham costume.

once it was over

we all took our bows

 happy when the curtain finally went down.

after, I asked my friend’s husband,

(who was kind enough to have been in the audience

so we would be sure to have someone who clapped)

what he thought of my performance

and while his review was not exactly as expected

it was probably right on the mark:

‘you were like a cat in heat!’

my friend got an ‘a’ on the project.

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“drama starts where logic ends.”

-ram charan

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a repost – follow up to yesterday’s post

image credits: ‘to kill a mockingbird’ -universal pictures

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  19. OMG! screaming with delight! you as a ham…. just perfect!
    The link I found on YTube yesterday was sort of a ‚read‘ of the film script like with stills from the film. So now I‘m sure I‘ve never seen the movie.

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  20. I have never heard or seen a cat in heat, so I have nothing to measure your acting by. However, only a true friend is willing to embarrass him/herself for another, so you came away from this experience as a true friend! And that can’t be all bad!

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