oh, the joy of looking through the christmas catalog
asking santa and opening up
exactly what i’d hoped for on christmas morning
I was going to make my own candy!
eat as much as I wanted
start selling it
make my fortune
I was just ten
the world was my oyster
while it didn’t work out exactly as planned
i had a blast creating my incredible edibles
they didn’t taste great
a cross between sugar and rubber
forgot I needed an income
to buy more of the stuff to make the goo
similar to my ill-fated earlier business plans:
1. my bakery plan when I got my easy bake oven
with no funding for more cake mixes
and it took a long time to bake a cake with a light bulb
2. my spider breeding in my garage plan
when no one wanted to buy them
after seeing lots of webs in the corners there
but I didn’t actually
know how to breed spiders
3. my stamp collection plan
where I licked them to put them in my book
because they were pretty
and they immediately lost all value
4. my taking things from my big sister’s’ room to sell to my neighbors plan
except that my sister saw them for sale on the table in our driveway
the stand quickly got shut down after my mom was alerted
and I got in trouble.
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all of this has not dampened my entrepreneurial spirit however.
perhaps
I have just not hit upon quite the right business model as of yet
and it was probably good that I got a job as a teacher.
—
‘the gratification comes in the doing, not in the results.’
-james dean
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Being a good entrepreneur seems a bit out of our league, Beth … but I would like to promote my poetry books betterer …
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try as I might, it doesn’t come naturally to me )
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At least your dreams and plans were practical, and not too fanciful. Selling spiders might have been a stretch though! 😊
Best wishes, Pete.
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yes, the spiders one was a bit over the top and not much of a local market for them … )
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Great to know that I’m not the only person who indulged in silly childhood Entreprenurial pursuits and heavily failed (,,>﹏<,,)👉👈
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I had a lot of fun trying
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my potholder business didn’t fare well either as it seems that ALL my little friends received one around the same time I did and as a result, our mothers were up to their elbows in them
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yes, usually the ‘maker’ gifts are something that’s very popular in a particular year )
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My friend and I started a potholder business when we were maybe nine and ten years old. We sold loads of them going door-to-door in our neighborhood. Encouraged by our success, we invested our profits in materials to make more, only to find that when we went door-to-door again we didn’t get any takers — we’d saturated the market the first time around.
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Oh, I love it! What a great experience/memory!
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Our first lesson in economics.
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That’s a giggle!
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and I always had fun in the process)
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Oh, this is so funny, Beth. I like your spirit.
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always a new idea!)
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Very amusing!
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Eternal run of ideas and hope…)
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Fun!
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Always an adventure!
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It’s all about the spirit! Never stop trying! :)
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That’s right!
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This is hysterical Beth! Trying to bake something with a light bulb (I remember) and your spider breeding business! (I used to feed a spider in the corner of our front porch.) I love your spirit in never giving up. When you know, you know. 😊
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That was so nice of you! And why not?!
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Exactly!
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Cute ideas. My aunt and I collected interesting rocks and fossils and sold them on the front lawn. The neighbours were kind and bought some. The Kool-Aid stand was more profitable, though.
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Whatever works!
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James Dean was right with this quote. :-) Different palns for now then…. after learning! :-)
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Indeed!
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I so love this, Beth! All those plans and you are not a quitter! It’s out there. Somewhere. 😉
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I just know it!
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Darn tootin’!
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Love this post. I’ve become a fan of retro ads for things from times past…simpler times to be sure…love your list of goals, especially the selling of your sister’s things! HA!
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Me too and with limited range of opportunities and things to market, one has to use what’s at hand…)
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I tried the proverbial lemonade stand once. And one summer collected wire coat hangers (sold back to the cleaners) and old newspapers (sold to scrap paper company). Oh, and pop bottles. Collected those and turned in for the deposits.
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Brilliant marketing plans!
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Yeah, it’s the journey.
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Indeed!
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Oh, Beth, that’s wonderful. A business woman at a very young age. Surprised the spider thing didn’t take off but now, that you have a few more years under your belt, I can’t wait to see what you come up iwith next.
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I know the right idea is just around the corner!
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Absolutely. Can’t wait to find out what you do next.
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This is great, beth. I think no. 3 is my favorite, with 4. a close second.
Ah, the entrepreneurial spirit. There’s still time to let your imagination flow.
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all possibilities are on the table -)
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Well, maybe not spider breeding, I guess—creative though it was!
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agreed
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You just brought back a wonderful childhood memory of making insects with the goop. So much fun! That toy would likely be too dangerous for children by today’s standards.
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oh, you’re so right! probably many of the toys we played with would fit that description-
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So sweet memories. Waiting for that cake got old. 🧁
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it did, I was imagining cranking them out )
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Haha! I just wanted to eat mine. Disappointing 😞
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probably a better idea
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You’re a born entrepreneur! Lol
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well….)
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❤️
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I’m convinced that cake I started in my sister’s Easy-Bake Oven in 1978 is just about ready now…
J/K. I don’t have a sister.
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perfect response, and get a sister, would ‘ya?!
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That’s hilarious! ❤️
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James Dean and I know what’s up
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Those were some “stellar” money making schemes!
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well, maybe not stellar, but fun )
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Lol Beth! Too funny! Spider breeding, now that is some business venture!
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someone has to do it!)
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hahahaha; I enjoyed this so much, Beth; love the way you write these little tales :)
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thanks, these are the stories of my life. )
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“Across between sugar and rubber.” Who can resist?
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the perfect recipe
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Nice Post Thanks
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Delightful, Beth, licking the stamps was not a good idea!
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