looks like blue cross finally settled their class action lawsuit
for $14 billion, 991 million dollars, and some change
when reading through my letter of settlement
i see they used class action lawsuit math to arrive at my payment
my $3 thousand and some dollars spent on what they considered ‘relevant purchases’
(plus all of my dollars spent with them that were considered ‘irrelevant’ )
are worth an award of exactly 5 cents.
which they noted, ‘of course is less than $10 dollars’
will be donated to free clinics of michigan (a good cause)
so perhaps the donation on my behalf
will help to purchase exactly 1/2 of 1 bandaid for someone.
—
“i alone, could never have produced this book. i say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.”
-dave barry
I didn't have my glasses on.... 