(a highly-compensated re-enactor above,

showing my expression and hair at sign-in)

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while signing-in at the salon

i asked the receptionist

what the date was

to which she replied, 

“oh, let me look. it changes every day. this keeps happening.”

(not ironically)

i nodded in agreement and finished signing in. 

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‘drawing on my fine command of the english language, i said nothing.”

-robert benchley

 

 

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