to my date in the not too distant past:
was it was your tale of being abducted by aliens?
was it was your boast of – ‘you probably would never know that i’m carrying..’?
maybe it was your cologne?
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I didn't have my glasses on.... 
Eh, If it was the aliens they sure didn’t want him either if they let him go :P
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@andy – i have to say i agree )
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Maybe it was the full combo of the 3,. Yikes!
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Another winner! I wonder why HE is still single?!
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I’m kind of intrigued by that alien abduction thing. Uhmm…what would that even mean?
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Just out of curiosity, how did he manage to get the date with you in the first place?
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@onthick – well i suppose because the alien abductions and gun-toting didn’t come up until we met face to face.
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The only thing that could make him more ludicrous is if he was packin’ to protect himself from further alien abduction… wowza.
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@onthick – that was probably it, or the overabundance of heavy, stale cologne, that stuck to my clothes for hours? no alien would dare approach him ever again
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The alien part might have been interesting, but I would not have been able to listen over the cologne. I mean somebody tell them to just STOP COPYING US ON THIS ONE. And as for the gun. Well. No.
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agree about the alien part, all i had was a lame ‘ghost-ish’ story of a house i had rented, not quite on the same level. the gunslinger/spy thing goes without saying as a turnoff for me, and of course the cologne permeated my clothes and hair just from sitting at a restaurant table with him for 45 minutes, and i could not shake it for many hours.
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FYI: I’m still laughing about this putz… :-P
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@on thick – well, i suppose there is someone for everyone )
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Still waiting for my someone, if he beats me to it I am going to cry. Not for long, and certainly not as much as when Mufasa dies in The Lion King! ;-)
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Maybe you should specify “no cologne, no guns” in your profile?! Gah.
I did meet my lovely 2nd husband on-line, but we had both been through a hell of weirdos before we found another. One of the things I liked most on our first date was his (subtle, fresh) cologne…called 1881. Yum.
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good point, i suppose i just took that for granted, along with a ‘no aliens’, silly me. good to know there is hope )
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There absolutely is. But Jose is not at all “my type.” It might mean expanding one’s notion of compatible!
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you are so right, interesting only goes so far. i’ve recently been opening up my options, with more positive results, good advice from one who’s been there )
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