returning to school this week for a bit of professional development. gearing up for the return of my kinders in just a couple of weeks. had a case of ‘mistaken identity’ this morning that made it clear that i’m getting back into school mode.
reached into my purse, and this is what i expected to put on my lips:
instead, this is what i actually put on my lips:
good thing it is ‘disappearing purple’ color.
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I didn't have my glasses on.... 
I am so glad it wasn’t super glue hun- what a catastrophe that would have been..purple’s nice ;-)
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yes, luck is all relative isn’t it jen?
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I have done that before! It was the roll-on hand sanitizer in my purse that felt just like my lip gloss. Luckily, the smell alerted me before it was actually ON my lips. But yikes! Hope you have a good start back to school!
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thanks amanda, it certainly is an exciting way to start the day )
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Love this!!! Reminds me of when I used to stop at the grocery store after work and people would always say ” you’re a teacher, right?” How did they know???? It was the purple mimeograph ink all over my face and hands!!!
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tracy: that is a sure giveaway )
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Really???? You think? It could have just been purple make-up!!! It was the 80’s after all!!!
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I am pleased to know that
you are sticking around today :) lol
Miss. Purple Lips, how novel
and rather fetching :)
Have a great rest of day my friend :)
Andro xxx
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andro – ah, fetching – ty
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You are very welcome, and I always say exactly what I mean, unless I am kidding, but on this occasion I am not so there :) Have a lovely evening and enjoy the next two weeks holiday, probably not much of a holiday for you being that moms are always very busy but still I hope that you are having some fun :)
Andro xxx
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Too funny! Now if a word doesn’t stick to the tip of your tongue, it surely will to your lips. :-)
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brenda – it is sure stick somewhere )
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:-)
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Now I can’t get The GoGo’s “Our Lips our Sealed” out of my head…
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foodandwine: exactly, humming it is all i can do tho –
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OOPS !!
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les – yep )
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Haha! I did that too once. It was all pink and smelled a bit fruity. I always wondered if it would taste as fruity, turned out that it did not.
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foureyes – you are correct )
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Okay, so I am sitting in Starbucks reading this and I laughed so hard coffee shot right out of my mouth! Hysterical! Thanks for the laugh ;)
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inspired – happy i could inspire you today )
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Heheh … that is funny….good thing Elmer’s is water soluble!
*wonders if it had grape taste*
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katie: sadly, it tasted nothing like any flavor in the world of fruit )
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Clever you for inventing a new diet! This is so something i would do except, unlike you, i wouldn’t notice.
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sisterann: thanks, i believe it is low carb )
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lol… what i mean is that it will stick your lips together. But yes, low carb is always good…
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ah – of course!
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Hahaha – love it! :-)
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hi shoes: happy to make you laugh today )
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haha
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Hahaha oh lord, I bet you had interesting breath that day…
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to say the least )
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Hahahaha!
I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you!!
Hugs and I hope all goes well to the start of school!
Paula xxx
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no worries, i was even laughing at myself (once i could get my lips open )
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Haha! Hugs xxxxxx
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Wasn’t the old Chapstik slogan “My lips are sealed with Chapstik!” Well, I’m guessing Elmer’s seals them much better….
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funny evil squirrel )
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Wow. Maybe purple lips could be a new fashion.
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i could be a trendsetter and not even know it )
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Love it!
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ty)
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My lips are sealed! :)
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exactly )
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you really did that? heehee. For sure you could win one of those humor contest in Readers Digest or some such publication. Make a sweet $100 or whatever the prize money is to replenish that Chapstick supply :-)
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oh yeh, nothing unusual here. great suggestion –
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Always exciting when one has a purse full of school supplies! I have done similar only with the stick insect repellent. Yuck! Blech! Fooey!
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amazing, the many cases of mistaken identity )
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So funny!
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Haha! I have so done stuff like that. Baby cream for tooth paste was the worst I think. :)
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that’s pretty bad, i’ll agree )
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Thanks for sharing that great story! It’s totally something I would have done.
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yw, and happy to know there are others out there )
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I forgot to tell you how much I liked the title, too!
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thanks so much, i love to have fun w the titles )
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Hahaha. Does it taste good?
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it’s not the best, though i have tasted things that were worse )
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:)
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Good one! School mode in full swing, Beth!
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absolutely embracing it )
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The real question is….was it moisturizing?
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sadly, i’m going to have to say no on that one. too bad – i may have been on to something and could have started a trend )
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:)
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