i went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
it was in the shape of a house.
i also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
— steven wright
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I didn't have my glasses on.... 
Hysterical!
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i thought so too )
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I could go there for Valentines! :) And the quote seemed to make sense to me….which now worries me. :)
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yeah – it’s a little out there )
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Always loved that crazy man, Steven Wright.
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he is pretty funny –
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Brilliant!!! Hope all is well in your neck of the woods – Take care and be well!
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yes, great and i hope you are well too )
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I think MTM would’ve been in trouble had he shopped for me there……..
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Yes !
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These quotes are spot on. Some are hilarious. (Cat vacuuming.) I enjoy your outlook on life.
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Thank you )
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Really? A hardware store? That’s just not right…:)
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Of course!
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I love hardware stores. But … Valentine? I must go back. Perhaps something in the plumbing aisle I have missed.
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Perhaps )
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Wouldn’t it have been wonderful to hear her story. Your description of her is so perfect I can see this woman striding along, her cap flowing out behind her. You are so right Gayle. These are the women who gave us the appreciation of being different. XX Virginia
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A plunger, a storm door, a phillips head screw driver … now that’s love.
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the holy trinity of love.
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HA! That’s priceless. :D <3
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it really is )
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Thank you for the laugh it has been really sad around here lately and it is nice to know that some of the littlest things can make you SMILE!!!! or even LAUGH!!! I’m blessed to have you in my corner on weeks like this. Enjoy your day and again thanks for the laugh. <3
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happy you laughed and hope this week is a better one )
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I’m striving for a better week thanks sweetie
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thanks. anything steven wright says is funny and deep. keep on posting his sayings :)
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Will do )
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Reblogged this on clarabetty and commented:
This funny -go to the authors website to make comments, please.
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thanks so much for passing this on )
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