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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

science in wonderland.

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yesterday, my post was a note from a former student

with a list of her top 5 things

 that I had taught her

while in my class

way back when she was little.

we had a multi-age pre-k room

so children stayed with us for two years

 we saw a lot of

growth and change in them

over that span of  time.

she was always

very responsible

a rule follower

she learned to open her mind 

to new ideas, to use her imagination 

we made fairy houses together

she  created art and wrote stories.

in contrast

another student

told me

that he had tried for two years

to teach me something

that i never seemed to really learn

he loved facts and non-fiction books

in the spring of both years

when we’d go out into the woods

on adventures in nature

looking under green sprouts and budding trees

i was always looking for the fairies

while he was always trying to teach me 

that fairies weren’t real

because ‘they were not science.’

 he did teach me a lot about science

 but I just never learned

no matter how many times he tried to tell me

about the fairies

 I always said

‘it depends on what you believe,

whatever you want to believe is true to you.’

 he would just shake his head. 

but every so often

I would see him

peeking under the budding stems and leaves

(where they might be hiding)

or blowing the dandelion seeds

(to spread the new fairy babies)

and just maybe….

‘only  the curious have something to find.’

-sean watkins

top 5.

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loved getting a sweet thank you note

from one of my former students

who is moving up to middle school this fall

on the back of her thank you she wrote

the top 5 things that I taught her

and here’s to number 5!

my personal favorite

it will come in especially handy

you never know when you will need this

it has certainly served me well

over the years

i’m pretty sure

that people who know me

really appreciate it. 

‘definitely, i think i’m a life coach for real.

the lessons i give are lessons you can take to the bank.’

-flavor flav

lazy day.

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Two cans of sandwich kit on a red background

With 6 grams of fiber, 15 grams of protein, and 100% whole wheat, there’s a lot to love about this PB&J kit. For starters, it has a one-year shelf life, making it easy to store for whenever you need it. Best of all, it currently offers strawberry and grape flavors — everyone’s favorites! Perfect for hikers, campers, athletes, or families on the go, anyone can take advantage of the great flavor. (Very Lazy Food and a real thing)

National Lazy Day on August 10th gave us permission to relax and kick back. There’s not much information regarding this annually celebrated holiday and no one felt  like doing any research. Actually, no one felt  like doing anything at all. Consequently, many were in hammocks with a couple of good books and glasses of lemonade and iced tea. Yes, it was Lazy Day. People choose to be lazy rather than tell much more about this day. And, it was yesterday, so once again, I’ve missed a holiday by a day, but was too lazy to look at the calendar in time.

‘you can’t teach people to be lazy – they either have it, or they don’t.-

~ Dagwood Bumstead

what’s her secret?

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on the rack at the used book store –  kind of scary 

what could it be?

any guesses?

‘well it’s not secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone about your secret,

thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly…’

-sponge bob squarepants

to olive and pete the cat and all the others.

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two somebodies reminded me that I missed 

international cat day yesterday

and now

there will be four somebodies

over here in no time

quick!

get under the couch!

 happy international cat day yesterday, to all of you

sssshhhhhhhhh…

 

 

gary larson, the far side

 

prophet mary proctor.

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The Story of My Grandma Old Buttons

mixed media on door;

house paint, acrylic, buttons, liquid nails, mason jar, hot glue

no date

courtesy of laura lippman

Mary Proctor (1960- )

Mary Proctor’s store, Noah’s Ark Antiques, in Tallahassee, Florida is a wood cottage where you can still buy used records and faded photos. Her yard is a labyrinth of clutter, surrounded by a chain-link fence. She lives with her husband and four children in a mobile home behind the store. Mary Proctor began painting on doors in 1995, after her aunt and two other family members were killed, trapped inside their burning house trailer. Firefighters failed in all attempts to pry open the swelled metal doors. Mary says that God then spoke to her, telling her to “paint onto the doors.” Renaming herself, “Prophet Mary Proctor,” Mary’s doors are covered with her spiritual teachings and observances of righteous behavior garnered from everyday life and, especially, from her wise Grandma. Her doors range from cabinet size to large double garage doors on which Mary typically uses paint and a collage of buttons, cloth, and found objects. Mary likes to think of herself as a missionary rather than an artist. “I’m just a messenger and they (the people who collect her work) are the deliverers.”

‘in a time of destruction, create something.’

-maxine hong kingston

 

American Visionary Museum, Baltimore, Maryland, USA

 

merry sunshine.

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this is not me,

but we do have a similar level of excitement upon waking up each day

just to see what is going to happen,

 as we’ve both discovered over time,

not everyone shares this same level of enthusiasm for the new day. 

when my children shared a house with me,

I loved waking them with a ‘merry sunshine!’ in the  morning,

which did not always go over as well as the spirit in which the greeting was intended. 

there is still time for it to grow on them.

here is Ralph’s take on the situation:

‘there is one topic peremptorily forbidden to all well-bred,

to all rational mortals, namely, their distempers.

if you have not slept or if you have slept or if you have headache or sciatica

or leprosy or thunder-stroke,

I beseech you, by all angels, to hold your peace and not pollute the morning.

-ralph waldo emerson

 

 

image credit: instagram

bridging the gap.

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From the Dumfries Agricultural Show in Scotland (source: bluesky) and kind of scary, but it could just be me, as I have a fear of dolls and that sort of thing. This was an entry in the Arts & Crafts competition several years ago. I do love going to these kind of local shows. A Veggie Baby perhaps?

 ‘food art bridges the gap between culinary traditions and innovation.’

-author unknown

rainbow cat.

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1941 newspaper rainbow cat breaking news

oh, how I would love to write little articles like this in a community newspaper.

when I first moved to Ann Arbor, we had a person who wrote a ‘local crime’ column

where they listed the week’s ‘crimes,’ such as:

– a robbery of a university student on the street of 2 pencils and $2.41

-a police call of someone possibly being attacked, but what turned out to be the screams of two people watching a horror film

the crime reporter would read the police blotter each week and report out, excellent work.

in another community paper

in a tiny local town

I read ‘sandy’s corner’

where sandy would share her personal recipes

 the one I happened to read was for a

‘baked potato’

does not get any better than that.

if I had to report on unusual pets such as the rainbow cat above, well…

the sky’s the limit!

At the “Emerging Mind of Community Journalism” conference in Anniston, Ala., in 2006, participants created a list characterizing community journalism: community journalism is intimate, caring, and personal; it reflects the community and tells its stories; and it embraces a leadership role.

If you want more of a definition, I’m afraid it’s like when someone asked Louie Armstrong for a definition of jazz. The great Satchmo is reputed to have replied something like this: ‘Man, if you have to ask, it won’t do me any good to try to explain.’ You know community journalism when you see it; it is the heartbeat of American journalism, journalism in its natural state.” — Jock Lauterer

chicken scratch.

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undecipherable address? the postal service’s handwriting detectives are on it

Snail mail carries a special kind of charm — you can see it in the unique handwriting, uneven lines, and occasional pen smudges. But when it comes to pinpointing the intended address of a piece of mail, these perfectly imperfect human touches can present quite a challenge for post office machines. That’s where a U.S. Postal Service team comes in to do what machines cannot: decipher chicken scratch.

In Salt Lake City, handwriting experts known as “keyers” work around the clock at the Remote Encoding Center to parse out illegible or hard-to-read addresses, usually sent to the center as digital images for human interpretation. Last year, the keyers processed roughly 1 billion pieces of mail, Ryan Bullock, the site’s operations manager, told CBS News.

While the Postal Service once had 55 remote encoding centers nationwide, the Utah center is now the only such facility left, making it an essential part of the efforts to ensure handwritten notes reach their destinations — personality-filled penmanship and all. As the service continues celebrating its 250th birthday, watch the handwriting detectives at work.

The phrase “chicken scratch” originates from the visual resemblance between a chicken’s foot marks and messy, illegible handwriting. Chickens, while scratching at the ground to find food, leave behind marks that look like a series of haphazard, uncoordinated lines and dashes. This imagery was then applied to handwriting that was difficult to read, hence the idiom “chicken scratch”.

‘the only thing most people do better than anyone else is read their own handwriting.’

-john adams

source credits: cbs news, Justin Sullivan, Getty images