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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

p.s. do not try to send from home.

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Coconut in mailbox

You can mail potatoes and coconuts without a box through the U.S. Postal Service 

While almost all other objects are required to be boxed up before being mailed, the U.S. Postal Service makes a specific exception for potatoes and coconuts. Both foods can be mailed unwrapped, as long as you write the destination and return address either directly on the product or on a label affixed to the skin or husk. Simply take the item to the post office, where it’ll be weighed to determine appropriate postage, stamped, and sent off to be delivered just like any other package.

The U.S. Postal Service doesn’t explicitly say why this is permitted, but there is some precedent for sending strange items through the mail, as long as they’re paid for and don’t endanger the carrier. In an experiment conducted for a 2000 edition of Annals of Improbable Research, researchers successfully mailed a ski, a deer tibia, a rose with a card tied to the stem, and other unusual objects.

Mailing coconuts is especially popular on the Hawaiian island of Molokaʻi, where the Hoʻolehua post office established the Post A Nut service in 1991, allowing people to mail coconuts to the mainland U.S. and around the world – no box required. Post-a-Nut ships roughly 3,000 coconuts annually (around 700 of which are sent to international locations), generating 40% of that post office’s total revenue. Dedicated businesses for mailing potatoes also exist, including Mail A Spud – a service that ships out russet potatoes adorned with personalized messages.

‘the most effective way to do it, is to do it”

-amelia earhart 

source credit: food and wine magazine, Bennett Kleinman photo: Valerie Loieseleuz

hope is like a road.

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‘hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road,

but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence.’

*lin yutang

 

* Lin Yutang( 1895-1976) was a Chinese inventor, linguist, novelist, philosopher, and translator.

cat burglar.

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a small sampling of some of the things that Pete the Cat

has taken into his lair and placed in his special box

sparkly pipe cleaners, a kitchen sponge, a sheep (now just a shaved body),

and a stuffed animal shaped like a peanut

but now

I have to ask:

‘hey, Pete, where’s my shoe?’

I woke up with one of my Birkenstocks

next to my bed

sometimes when I’m sitting down and wearing them

he takes one off of my foot

carries it around

so I have no idea where he found that one

 wonder where the other one is

I looked everyhwere

 finally

hours later

he casually walked into

the living room

carrying it and setting it down on the rug

no big deal

he must have another secret hiding place

where he keeps the rest of his stash

I wonder what else is missing?

‘my dear, i’m a cat. everything I see is mine.’

source: the red pyramid

Below are a few funny comments from people on reddit about cats stealing things:

Does anyone else’s cat steal socks and carry them around the house? I found four

just yesterday and decided to try to sock shame her. I’m sure she was unfazed.

lest we forget.

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silent sunday.

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fiddleheads 

baby ferns

one of the most beautiful things in nature

their name comes from their resemblance 

to the scrolled end of a violin

there’s a certain magical quality about them. 

‘if you listen carefully, the silence is beautiful.’

-purpleclover

 

 

 

photo credit: solstice

 

hair show.

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when i sit in my stylist’s chair

she asks me what i’d like to have done

i’m pretty casual and relaxed about my hair

 looking to my right

I say

well, actually the exact opposite

of whatever is going on

with the woman’s head in the mirror next to us

and i’ll be happy, thanks.

‘happiness is meeting the right hairstylist.’

-author unknown

 

cat art.

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i stared at this for a long time.

”mystery is at the heart of creativity. that, and surprise.’

-julia cameron

 

 

art credit: artitsallinsideus(mitch), cat art

the quilters.

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THE QUILTERS, an award-winning short documentary, now showing on Netflix, follows the daily lives of several men, spending most of its screen time inside the sewing room at South Central Correctional Center, a Level 5 maximum security prison in a small town near St. Louis.

As they follow several quilts from design to completion, audiences will come to know these men, witnessing their struggles, triumphs, and sense of pride as they create something beautiful in this windowless, sacred space, deep within the prison walls.

The camera follows the quilters up close as they work individually on their creations and also captures the power of this group as a collective, a well-oiled, collaborative machine that hums along like the sewing machines in front of which each man sits.

The craft of quilting has been carefully and beautifully shot, with tight focus on the men’s hands, the sewing machines, the textures and colors of the fabrics, and the creative design of each quilt which is personalized for a foster child and gifted to them for their birthday.

This short film will move your soul. 

‘people find meaning and redemption in the most unusual human connections.’

-Khaled Hosseini

*Khaled Hosseini was born in  Afghanistan,  moved to the United States in 1980, and is the author of the New York Times bestsellers, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, and, And the Mountains Echoed.

 

 

 

credits: Netflix, Youtube

have a cup on international tea day.

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(not me, or my people, and I wasn’t invited to the tea party)

“In Ireland, you go to someone’s house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you’re really just fine. She asks if you’re sure. You say of course you’re sure, really, you don’t need a thing. Except they pronounce it ting. You don’t need a ting. Well, she says then, I was going to get myself some anyway, so it would be no trouble. Ah, you say, well, if you were going to get yourself some, I wouldn’t mind a spot of tea, at that, so long as it’s no trouble and I can give you a hand in the kitchen. Then you go through the whole thing all over again until you both end up in the kitchen drinking tea and chatting. 

In America, someone asks you if you want a cup of tea, you say no, and then you don’t get any damned tea. I liked the Irish way better.” 

― C.E. Murphy

International Tea Day is an opportunity to celebrate the cultural heritage, health benefits and economic importance of tea, while working to make its production sustainable “from field to cup” ensuring its benefits for people, cultures and the environment continue for generations.

 

photo credit: Irish Tea Party early 1900s, Valentine’s of Dundee, Scotland

 

bloom.

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one of my daughters

gave me

a small bunch of peonies

when suddenly

one bloomed 

 making a very grand entrance.

“a flower does not use words to announce its arrival to the world; it just blooms.”
― matshona dhliwayo, canadian philosopher, entrepreneur, and author