Category Archives: dolls

maybe haunted?

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noooooooooooooooooooooooo

and how do they know which is which?

and why do the maybe haunted ones cost more?

and aren’t they all maybe haunted?

‘dolls with no little children around to mind them were sort of creepy under any conditions.’

-stephen king, ‘desperation’

goodbye, dolly!

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while i am a fan of pop-up street art

 so unique and free-spirited

 i took a pass on this item

might be a perfect match for someone else. 

(i almost glanced over my shoulder to see if it was following me.)

‘where there is no imagination, there is no horror.’

-arthur conan doyle

tiny terror.

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this is who/what was sitting in the middle seat

as my sister flew home after her visit.

i wouldn’t know what to say/do

but would definitely not fall asleep

glad to hear she made it home

i would have been terrified.

 

‘my name is talky tina, and i don’t think i like you.’

-twilight zone, episode 126, ‘living doll’, rod serling

nuts!

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when bringing my bike into the basement

to store it for the long winter ahead

this was just standing there waiting for me

how long has he been there?

where did he come from?

what did he want to say?

why was he there?

asking for a friend.

 

“son of a nutcracker!!”

-buddy elf, (“Elf” the movie)

creeping.

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Baby doll head and limbs attached to a mechanical body. The doll appeared to be crawling. There is a piece of brown paper tied to it with patent information.
Creep into the Halloween weekend with this patent model from the Smithsonian National Museum of History.
It’s George Pemberton Clarke’s 1871 “Natural Creeping Baby Doll.”
The original patent office tag is still attached with red tape.
“Well, that’s just all kinds of creepy,” Puck muttered at my side, giving the doll a look of alarm.
“If you see any clowns, do me a favor and don’t point them out, okay? i’d rather live without the nightmares.”
Julie Kagawa
Smithsonian National Museum of American History

chatty.

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I was 6 years old and so excited to finally get my chatty-cathy

a doll with a string in the back

that you could pull and she would talk

(18 phrases at random)

‘please take me with you’

‘may I have a cookie?’

‘I love you.’

she was a wonderful doll

 we were happy together

until

I came home one day

and noticed to my horror

that my oldest sister

had given her a haircut

(picture a choppy hacked pixie cut with stringy bits)

I did not have a good reaction to it

I exploded in tears

very dramatically

sobbing and instantly tattling on her

 chatty’s hair never grew back

and one day she was gone.

(the doll, not my sister)

after all these years

I still bring it up

to my sister

every so often

 she always tells me 

she had no idea

 I would have such a strong reaction

she was just trying to give her a fancy hair style

and while I have long-ago forgiven her

I still have no idea

what chatty may have said to her during the haircut.

“a beloved doll’s voice speaks directly to your soul

in a way that cannot be explained in words.” 

-gayle wray

 

p.s. I am not a fan of dolls as an adult, they kind of terrify me, especially talking ones.

 

image credit: Mattel Toys