Category Archives: humor

dear santa…

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it was the other cat’s fault. 

suspect #1:  olive, loves to loll around, take things slow, enjoy the day

suspect #2:  pete the cat, loves to stand up tall, climb on things, pull them down,

deconstruct them, carry them around, hide them, reuse, recycle, repurpose

i’m still investigating to see who might be behind this caper.

one will end up on santa’s naughty list

one will not.

‘crime takes no holiday.’

-thomas h. louis

‘party with a purpose.’ – i’matter compost cups

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good to know that my cups are gluten free and nut free

never hurts to be extra healthy.

 

‘don’t eat trash.’

-wise unknown author

 

 

getaway car.

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you never know when you’ll need one

good to have it marked.

‘but the good news, the crime rate is down. isn’t that amazing?

less banks are being robbed. well, sure.

A, there’s less banks. B, the banks don’t have any money left.

And C, nobody’s got gas money for the getaway car.

so, right there, crime is down!’

-jay leno

cats dancing.

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a sign from the rescue cats at  the cat cafe-

cats have such a great sense of humor

‘common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds.

 a sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.’

-clive james

 

 charleston, south. carolina, usa

october 2025

‘creativity takes courage.’ – henri matisse

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a colorful marble orb spider, not unlike this one, came down on its web

(and not on anyone’s hand, the spider above is a model/actor)

appearing as we were having a glass of wine outside before dinner

it lowered itself down checking us out

with excited and mixed reviews from the group

not long after

we moved inside

while some of us

were in the kitchen finishing up dinner preparation 

the rest of us were left to our own devices

 in the living room

with more beverages

and a tray of appetizers 

i thought it would be a great idea

to fashion 

a marbled orb spider hanging from its web

out of leftover pieces from the tray

everyone pitched in

when it was finished

it seemed a challenge

to decide which was more lovely 

the outside real spider

or 

the inside interpretive spider

art and beauty

are very personal choices

as we all know

‘life is like art. it’s all interpretive.’ 

-robert holden

it’s official.

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yep.

my shirt has arrived

i am now officially part of the team

must be all the research

i did on my recent visit to the UP

the team knows i’m all in.

‘if we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?’

-albert einstein

her place.

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she had found her place at long last
confirmed by the thumbs up
(happened upon in the streets of Ann Arbor)
‘she could not then know that, even for the squarest peg,
the right hole may ultimately be found’
-henry handel richardson, the getting of wisdom

street food.

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sometimes, local street food is the best thing ever,

i’m here for the spaghetti.

‘street food i believe, is the salvation of the human race.’

-anthony bourdain

 

*anthony bourdain, (1956-2018), was a gifted chef, storyteller and writer who took TV viewers around the world to explore culture, cuisine and the human condition for nearly two decades,

 

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

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In an interview with The Guardianin 2019, English stand-up comic Chris McCausland claimed the funniest English word is “hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.” Not only is this a silly word to say, but it also has a humorously ironic meaning, as it refers to a fear of long words.

“don’t gobblefunk around with words.”
Roald Dahl, The BFG

source credits: the guardian, wordsmarts, google images

fighting words.

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our founding fathers irked england by inventing american english

thomas jefferson is credited with coining over 100 words — more than any other president. among the words the third president introduced are “indecipherable,” “belittle,” and “pedicure,” the latter of which means to care for the feet and toenails. “Pedicure” was one of several words that Jefferson borrowed from the French after spending many years in Paris.

next time you get your pedicure,

you’ll have TJ to thank for bringing this word to us,

otherwise you wouldn’t have known what service to ask for

when you booked your appointment. 

‘where can i find a man who has forgotten words so i can have a word with him?’

-zhuangzi

 

 

source credits: VOA, Saturday Evening Post