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i’ll huff and i’ll puff and i’ll bulldoze your house down!

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recently, after much debate and financial and political wrangling, the city demolished some of the old houses at the far end of main street in an attempt to create ‘a blight-free zone, a welcoming gateway to our city.’

this project and the demo crew doing the work were met with mixed reactions:

– a rotary club member stopped to applaud them and told them it was gratifying to see them going down. it was becoming ‘his kind of neighborhood.’

– 3 homeless people shared their memories of squatting in the houses with  the crew.

“I used to sleep in the one on the end. It was called the Dirty Squat,” said a man who identified himself only as Pig Pen, a self-described train hopper and hitchhiker. He said they sleep out in the woods now, but at different points each of them stayed in the houses being demolished.

“That was the one I stayed in last year,” said a man who goes by the name Pooh, pointing to another of the houses. “I met my fiancee and we stayed in that one for two weeks.”

Karma, a local who was with Pig Pen and Pooh, said she had a bad incident occur in one of the houses and she’s not sad to see that one go, but she lamented the loss of the rest.

“My personal opinion is they should really keep these,” she said. “If they’re condemned and about to collapse like the one on the end is, yeah, probably tear them down. But if they’re perfectly good and could be fixed up to live in, they should donate it to the city.”

Karma said it seems like the options for homeless people who prefer not to stay at the homeless shelters are becoming fewer.

“I don’t know what they’re doing right now, but it seems like they’re trying to clean up the whole town and they’re clearing people out from underneath the bridges, all the parks, and they’re getting rid of every place for the people who have no place to go,” she said. “It’s a problem.”

the mayor and police chief could not immediately be reached for comment. luckily pigpen, pooh and karma, were available for comment.

 

Where thou art, that is home.

Emily Dickinson

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the zen of wallpaper

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    for some reason, i had it in my mind the project would be kind of fun. and quick. and easy. turns out i was a bit off the mark and scraping wallpaper from a 100 year-old wall is not all i imagined it would be. i bought all of the recommended supplies, and pictured myself spraying it down, and peeling large sheets of old paper right off, only to find a fresh new wall underneath, just waiting for me to repaint with a shiny new coat of gloss.

     reality looked quite different and was filled with surprises.   

surprise #1: i climbed up on my step ladder, only to discover it needed one more step in order for me to reach the top of the wall. decided i could do it on my toes and with a bit of balance. had to spray above my head, leading to some collateral dripping damage. 

surprise #2: the paper and glue were so old that it would only peel off in tiny shreds, no matter how much extreme wallpaper toxic liquid gel neon remover stuff i sprayed on it, and no matter how long a time i left it on there, soaking in and ‘working its magic’

surprise #3: the aforementioned stuff was making me a bit sick and dizzy but i couldn’t open the windows as it was below zero-ish outside 

surprise #4: noticed my fingernails had begun to shred from picking/scraping with them and toxic gel sticking to them

surprise #5: found things under the old paper, such as nails, staples, cracks, unexplained cryptic pencil marks, and more tiny pieces of wallpaper

surprise #6: sticky paper dropped to floor and stuck to my shoes, leaving a trail throughout my entire house, vacuum jammed with paper bits and dust and had to be taken apart

surprise #7: after hours and hours of this, i actually found myself beginning to enjoy the task: fueled by coffee, toxic gel scent, music, and sheer will, i fell into a peaceful, relaxing rhythm, in spite of myself, i became a bit addicted to the process. kind of like basket weaving or meditation for some?

surprise #8: due to the use of the scraper, shredder, finger nails, gel, and putty knife to get it all off, the wall below is now destroyed and will have to be restored before putting my new shiny paint on. i imagine it will be quite fun and peaceful. 

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