by far

my favorite question

when

purchasing

life insurance

was

‘are you in a rodeo?’

and

 i had

to laugh out loud

for

i’m not a fan

of rodeos

 i feel for the animals

and have no desire

to be

thrown from anything

to rope anything

to be around clowns

in any capacity

i must

look like

a

rodeo gal.

there are worse things in life than death.

have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

– woody allen

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