the number of chipped nails directly correlate with the number of miles a person travels.
(20 freshly manicured nails + 240 miles = 17 nails without chips + 3 nails with chips = 1 nail chip per 80 miles)
real world example: had my nails done just before leaving on a trip across the planet to western australia. on the first leg of the trip, very early on, after a one hour flight to make my first connection in chicago, i noticed 2 fingernails and one toenail were already chipped. i wondered what shape i would be in by the time i arrived in perth.
conclusion: after 11,181 miles traveled? i considered myself lucky to have any nails at all. i’m going to go out on a limb and say that if i had been a colonial pioneer woman, traveling across our country, in my covered wagon, clothed in calico, with my churn, 6+ children, and skinny cow, i most likely would not have been able to maintain a french manicure.
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Your way of thinking….I enjoy…..
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Unfortunately, the nail salons on the Oregon Trail were few and far between.
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good thought, prob would have had to use my lee press-ons
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I have a feelings Ma Ingalls would agree with you.
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Love this, it is sssooooo true!!!
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I’m still trying to picture you clothed in calico
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6 children…omg….you are Irish! lol….well…. you would need to also have one on the way too though *grins*
By the way…that is a lot of traveling!
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