as my mac book air
leaves
the warmth
of
the counter top
it enters into
a world of the unknown
a giant ziploc bag
filled with rice
with fingers crossed
and plenty of hope
for a speedy recovery
and i had a good laugh
when i realized
that i had
purchased
brown rice
in hopes
that it would
somehow
be healthier
for it
—
βcross your fingers, throw salt over your shoulder, knock on wood…
simple folk remedies for unfortunate situations.
silly superstitions…
but were they based in truth from a past long forgotten? i didn’t know,
but it wouldn’t hurt to just do it and let the universe do its job if it was of a mind to.
don’t you think?β
β madelyn alt
brown rice…healthier for it! π
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Yes !
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Hope it worked:)
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Not yet but hope it will )
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Oh geez. It should work. My wife’s iphone was revived by this method.
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A good sign
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brown rice & apples
are a wonderful mix π
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So true
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bwahahaha! Brown rice – ha! I’m assuming you’re using the rice to dry out the laptop.Good luck.
You’re right about the old wives tale. For instance it was said that if a full moon shines through your bedroom wimdow and hits your face while you sleep, that a spirit will possess you. It actually turns out that a full moon has enough light to reset your sleep cycles, which will take days to return to normal and in the meantime you won’t rest properly and will be cranky and out of sorts.
Fun post Beth.
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Oh boy – and thanks )
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Oh no!! So sorry!
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Sad, but true. But i’m hopeful –
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I agree the brown rice is the better choice. Fingers crossed?
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Yep, yep )
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Fingers crossed that it works! How long does it stay in the rice?
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Thanks, a few days )
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Mine recovered from nearly an entire cup of coffee spilled into it. I didn’t use rice, just tented it in a V shape after quickly unplugging and mopping up the immediate spill, and then didn’t turn it on for a week. Keyboard sticks now, so I have to use a USB add-on. Mine is a six year old Dell, your MMV. Mine will probably die just about the time all of the holiday deals are gone, lol!
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I’m evwr hopeful and hopw yours holda out
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I HOPE IT WORKS!
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Me too, thanks )
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Ha ha. Love it. Word of caution, my daughter did this with her iphone. It worked but she got a grain of rice stuck in the charger point!
Good luck.
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Well, im trying everything ) thanks –
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is this Persian brown rice?? Interesting!
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Yes )
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I am jealous from you now – Our Persian & Jewish Rice is the top and best!
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Well i hope my computer loves it and shows its gratitude )
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Maybe you should have sped up the process by using Minute Rice!
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Ha! Yes )
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Ha!
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Hope it works too!
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Thanks )
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What were you doing? Blogging in the throne room?
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Cooking thanksgivimg feast, singing, coffee – perfect storm )
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Let’s hope the rice works. Apples are the worst when it comes to moisture. I have had minimal luck with iPods damaged by sweat.
Ya know what… at least it was a perfect storm!
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Yes, at leadt thete is that ) –
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Don’t add soy sauce…
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Ooh – amost did )
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You know why this works, right? You put it in rice and it’ll attract an Asian to come and fix it. I can say that … π
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Oh boy –
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Lol .. Beth just don’t turn it on for a week or so, and the rice will work.
As long as you don’t put it in the microwave.
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Will do. And not do )
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Oh, no! π¦ I hope it works! β€
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Yes ( and me too )
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Beth, rice worked on my phone when I dropped it in the potty…hope the remedy works for you also!
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Oh good, thanks!
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What about some quinoa or chia? Sorry I’m late and im giggling, I hope it works hun. My MAC desktop has left its home and off to the doctors for a check up, thank gawd for the IPad!! x
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Even healthier!
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Oh what a bother. My friend had her iPhone in brown rice I think… It worked for her. Hope it works for you. I’ve heard it needs a week π
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Thanks, i’ll certainly give it all the time it needs )
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Plus brown rice will soak up coffee better too, right, Beth? Color for color … I think this is going to work. I hope I hope I hope. How long did you boil the rice?
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Hah!
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THIS IS TERRIFIC, BETH!!!!!! π
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Thanks susie, hope it works )
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Are you just being kind to it, or has it got wet?
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i’m afraid i gave it just a bit too much coffee )
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I hope you dont take sugar!
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Ha ha ha ha, utterly brilliant. Brown Rice lol
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well, what can i say, pn? )
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Would Minute Rice work faster?
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smart! )
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Really I should be embarrassed of this comment! LOL!!
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ha! no –
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You know, if I drink too much coffee on a weekend day and don’t do much to burn off the energy, I feel uncomfortably edgy and don’t work well, and sometimes a glass of wine or other beverage takes the ferocious edge off the caffeine buzz, moving me into a more useful state. So…maybe you should try pouring a small glass of boxed wine over it?
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Great idea. White zin maybe?
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Sounds good!
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I prefer to anticipate this effect and hence make sure to mix some alcohol with my coffee to start. π
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What a fanrastic approach )
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Ah, brown rice. Only the best for your computer. Such a good, conscientious owner. π
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Oh, of course )
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Good luck with the brown rice!!!
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Thanks, I need it )
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Well, brown rice and Apple may just do the trick! smiles! fingers crossed and I did love my rabbit’s foot while young. Although now, it sounds kind of creepy and gross… Beth, did you ever have a rabbit’s foot?
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I never did but i know they were pipular back in the day. I always felt sorry for the rabbits, but i do have fingers crossed )
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crossing fingers! So sorry π¦ Hate it when that happens.
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Thanks, me too )
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Just so long as it wasn’t Drambuie. I ruined a perfectly good laptop with the sugary gorgeousness. Apparently rice doesn’t cut it for sticky and wet. Even brown rice. Good luck.
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Oops! Owwww
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