(actual brick, not the frozen chili brick, but a very close resemblance)
—
it was a blustery night
mg and i had gone out early for a bit
then later
as we settled in
for a movie
and a place on the couch
in warm pajamas
we had the great idea
to make
something
to eat
that was
‘quick ‘n easy’
we were
too tired
to even
make sandwiches
and
that’s when
we found it
the massive
frozen brick of leftover chili
the perfect solution
no effort involved
no trouble at all
but
first
we had to get it out
of it’s plastic container
and thought
it would pop right out
but
it was frozen solid to the sides
we used hot water
and knives
and all kinds of sharp objects
and we wrestled with it
and looked for the scissors
to cut the container
off of it
and finally
coaxed it out
and
into the pan
where it refused
to return to it’s original form
and we scraped it
and flipped it
and splashed stuff all over
and tried to chop it up
and chipped away at it
yet
the brick held fast
and i wished
we had
a blowtorch
and we were almost sweating
from all the exertion
and we could not stop laughing
at this quick ‘n easy solution
and i heard things like:
‘maybe a sandwich would have been easier after all’
and
‘i think we’re making some headway with the edges’
and
we laughed even harder
as it steamed
and simmered
and sputtered
and finally:
‘i want to be positive and not negative, but there is still a lot of it that is frozen…’
and
it held fast
and we decided to walk away for a time
and when we returned
it had
somehow
transformed
back
to its
liquid state of being
at last
and
we poured it into bowls
and it was hot as all get up
and our tongues were on fire
and it
hadn’t exactly been
‘quick ‘n easy’
but
it was so worth it.
——
leftovers in their less visible form are called memories.
stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.
-thomas fuller
Been there, done that! The contrast between molten bits of soup and ice chunks is so appetizing, isn’t it? LOL!
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it is! )
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Ha! Too funny Beth. A corollary to a watched pot never boils: a watched chili never melts. Love the couch and jammies and movie on a cold night.
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exactly, paul. and i did hear that muttered as we shuffled away )
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I loved this!
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thanks, mer )
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such a cute post! 🙂
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thanks, jodi )
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A fabulous story! Quick and Easy–ha! 🙂
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so far from quick ‘n easy )
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There is no quick and easy anymore, is there. Even the microwave takes forever when you hand it a brick like that. 😀 😀 😀 All’s well that ends well. This is the same as jumping into the shortest line in the grocery store. 😀
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you are so right, tess. and luckily neither of us sustained a wound from the sharp objects )
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😀 😀 😀
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Yeah, I think I would’ve gotten out a jar of peanut butter at that point!
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we were on a mission at that point, roy!. this frozen brick was not going to get the best of us!
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Nice!
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Haha. Paul beat me to the watched pot comment. ;0). Glad you enjoyed the chili.
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thanks, and it made it even better, even if it did burn us! )
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Love this! Yep, been there! Did freezer meals once with a group of friends – took all day in the kitchen, but we had so much fun!
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thanks, and i agree the fun is what makes it all worthwhile!
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And very convenient as well – you’ve inspired me to get everyone together and do it again, soon!
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Nothing finer than a warm bowl of chili, especially from a brick. Nice…
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Yep, it adds a special nuanced flavor –
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Loved this! Made me laugh.
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I’m glad )
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Oh, my! Compared to that, eating chili last named was relatively complication-free.
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So true )
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Love this! Sometimes there is a mystery hiding in that plastic storage tub! I don’t like that…
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So true )
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Lovely post Beth. I adored the team work in handling the brick of chili and of course all the sharp objects that went with trying to unearth it from its frozen state. What a perfect way to keep you warm and enjoy a movie at the same time.
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thanks, mm )
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This made me laugh! Thank you for sharing and for making me smile 😊
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my pleasure )
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So funny and cute! Navigating frozen food is no easy feat, even though convenience is one of its top selling motivators. And I love the quote at the end!
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thanks, faith )
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Have done the same thing with chili…so funny.
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it always seems like a good idea….
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But all that effort was worth it.
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absolutely!
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Memories. Ive dine this with a hungry family waiting only to discover the meal doesnt quite live up to expectations.
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yes, i always forget this somehow, but it was a fun adventure at least )
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OMG I just did this with some frozen vegetable soup. It took an hour to get it out of the container and chunk off enough to make a bowl full. I really hated breaking up the little seashell pasta pieces, but I couldn’t wait for it to defrost on its own. Grilled cheese would have been so much easier 😉
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i can identify )
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Next time call out for pizza. 😉
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might be a good call. but would it have been as fun? )
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probably not but I get hungry very quickly.
🙂
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Very cute. Forethought is a necessity when relying on the old frozen food solution to what’s for dinner tonight! 🙂
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yes, so very true, lorna )
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A tupperware container almost gave its life for this chili brick, Beth! You served this tale to us in a most delicious manner. Very fiery! Not a syllable left over. 🙂
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it did indeed, mark )
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Bwaahaaahaa! That’s so funny! 🙂 I’m glad you didn’t give up… Chili is YUM!
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thanks, rachel. we were on a mission!
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Cheese on toast would have been far less dangerous. 🙂
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it would have, but not nearly as fun )
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This is true 🙂
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Admittedly not being a chef… I made chili one day that my boys actually liked.
They asked me what I put in it….
I told them to look at the empty bean and veggie cans lined on the counter…
🙂
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perfect )
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Ok..so this is going to sound like a random author just promoting her books…but I share this with you because your chili brick story epitomizes this book that I wrote…My book is titled “Forgive Me Martha” and its a collection of confessions to the great Goddess of Domesticity. I wrote this collection of poems and stories when my twins were babies. I would watch Martha Stewart and then compare her amazing sense of order to the crazy disaster my life had become. There’s even a story in there about lasagna made from left over chili–tho I like your brick poem better! ( Let me know and I’ll send you a free e-copy)
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that sounds wonderful, becky. i’d love an e copy )
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It wasn’t quick or easy, but it sure was a lot of fun. Thanks for sharing the memory, Beth.
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exactly, judy. my pleasure.
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just experienced something a hell of a lot like this with left-overs from a restaurant and which had transformed into goo which I hardly recognized?
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somehow what goes in, comes out as something very different )
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