Jan24

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*frank the 6-month-old puppy with his report card that hailed him as the “life of the party.”

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spending the recent past writing report cards
for the kinder
 always a fascinating trip down memory lane
seeing how far they’ve come already
an unlimited distance still to go
the good, the bad, and the unexplained
all the good hearts, dramas, tears, and laughs
each their very own person
learning as we go.
all of us.

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*more of frank the puppy’s report card:

“We sent him there because he is truly the most energetic puppy I have ever met,” his mom told Newsweek. “Our older dog needed a break,” she joked.

When Frank came home with the report card, she was in stitches. “I thought it was hysterical when I saw it because I can only imagine that Frank is probably the class clown that’ll do anything for a laugh and that’s definitely his idea of the best time,” she said.

Described on the card as the “life of the party,” the report also says that Frank loved wrestling with his buddies.

“It makes my heart so happy to know that he has so many pals at preschool,” said Spahr. Working on etiquette skills in his preschool class, the report also told Frank’s owners that his best friends are Daisy, Cooper, Vader, Hudson, and even a dog named Angus Beef.

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“my report card always said, ‘jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students.”

-jim carrey

 

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credits: newsweek magazine uk, alice gibbs

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  16. The most wonderful and surely most unexpected school report card! Reminded me of this little tale when my boy was still very young and quite unruly. He brought home his school report booklet and under ‘behaviour’ it said: z. gut (rather, but not totally ok). When I questioned him about that, he said: But mummy, you don’t understand, it means ZU GUT (too good)….. isn’t it all a question of perspectives? :)

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  32. I’ve never heard a dog described as “the life of the party,” but I think I’d take pride in having such a well-appreciated puppy.

    Why does Jim Carrey’s report card comments not surprise me? Because I taught children just like him. They’re not bad or mischievous kids; they’re simply divergent and creative thinkers who get bored easily.

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