Monthly Archives: March 2024

hopped up.

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put on that easter bonnet 

mix up a big pitcher

of sugar and kool aid

just 5 cents a pack

mix in a pack of kids

(free)

sit back

with your own beverage of choice

and watch the parade begin!

what could be more fun??!

looks like these kids

may be on their second pitcher.

“hippy hoppity easter’s on its way!”

-here comes peter cottontail

What is the origin of Peter Cottontail song?

 The famous “Easter Bunny” came to be in the song, “Here Comes Peter Cottontail.” The song, which tells a simple story of the Easter Bunny delivering baskets filled with candy, eggs, and flowers, was written by Steve Nelson and Jack Rollins in 1949.

 

 

image credit: vintage ads 1960, etsy

polished.

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years ago

when traveling to mexico with friends

we decided on the plane

to each take on an alias for our trip

based upon the nail polish color we were each wearing

i immediately became ‘dusty rose’ for a week

 i’ve loved nail polish names ever since.

here is a fun sampling:

  • Alpaca My Bags
  • Teal the Cows Come Home
  • Suzi Takes the Wheel
  • Not Like the Movies
  • Indi-go With the Flow
  • Please Sea Me
  • Pat on the Black
  • So Much Fawn
  • Gray-t Escape
  • I Pink I Can
  • No Baggage Please
  • what would your nail polish alias be?

“when life gives you lemons, have a lemonade while getting a pedicure.”

-author unknown

bowl me over.

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detroit duckpin bowling

with family on the bottom floor

beneath the cambria hotel in the city

it is highly unlikely

i will become a professional bowler

on the circuit one day

as with just one move

my ball flew out of my hand

right into a small slot

between our lane and another

shutting down the system

but what an aim i had

who else could have thrown their ball directly

into that tiny hidden spot

without even knowing it was there?

there must be some kind of award for that.

and we had a lot of laughs.

 

“if i had been on ‘bowling for dollars’, i’d wind up owing them money.

-ricki lake

mistaken.

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A worried animal lover was left red-faced when the baby hedgehog she carefully nursed overnight and rushed to an animal hospital turned out to be a fluffy HAT BOBBLE.
The pom-pom next to its bowl of food 

A wildlife hospital just solved a hilarious case of mistaken identity.

On Thursday, a woman brought in a baby hedgehog to the Lower Moss Nature Reserve and Wildlife Hospital in Cheshire, England — only to be told it wasn’t an animal in need,  but a beanie hat pop-pom.

The caring woman had picked up the ‘hedgehog’ from the side of the road after she noticed it “hadn’t moved or pooped all night,” reported U.K. newspaper The Independent.

“From a distance, you take it at face value. She didn’t handle it at all — she scooped it in a box with some cat food and left it alone in a warm, dark place,” veterinarian Janet Kotze, told the paper.

“She did everything so well. She barely peeked at it because she didn’t want to stress it out.”

“It was pretty obvious to us but I can also see how she was mistaken,” she recalled. “She said, ‘You’re joking! Oh my goodness, how did I do that?’ ”

“She was so concentrated on doing the right thing. She was concerned it hadn’t moved or even pooed — that would be spooky if it had,” Kotze added.

Hedgehog
A real-life hedgehog

The wildlife hospital wrote of the rescue attempt on  Facebook, “Our hearts melted as a kind soul thought she was rescuing a baby hedgehog,” as they jokingly nicknamed the pop-pom ‘hoglet.’

Despite the mistake, the reserve shared that the “adorable” new visitor “still got all the love, complete with some cozy TLC.”

“Remember, kindness knows no bounds, even when it’s to a faux furry friend! 🐾,” the wildlife hospital added while highlighting the importance of rescuing hedgehogs in vulnerable situations.

“Please remember, if you spot a hedgehog out during the day, it’s a sign something’s not right. Pop them in a box with a warm source and seek help from your local vets. Let’s keep our prickly friends safe!”

“he was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he

would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.”

-douglas william jerrold

p.s. confession:  this could have easily been me. especially if i didn’t have my glasses on. 

source credits: escher walcott, people, the independent, kennedy news media photo,
brandi ettis, getty images, lower moss nature reserve

let us read.

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reasons why that reader is frowning:

1.they just read the book they put off for 393,348  years and it’s excellent, why didn’t they read it sooner?

2. they are in a fight with their to be read pile and it is winning.

3. someone just said, “why don’t you read the books you have before getting more?”

4. all of the above.

5, ?

“let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.”

~  voltaire, born in 1694.

 

 

credits: good living, paper fury

 

the arts of peace.

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not me, nor my garden

but he and i have similar attitudes

and this warmer weather

really has me wanting to get my garden going

then just stand back

and take it all in. 

(hello to claude monet, at giverny gardens in 1923, perhaps thinking about painting it)

“to plant a garden is the chief of the arts of peace.”

~ mary stewart

don’t lose your head.

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really didn’t think anything of

carrying a pinata head in my passenger seat

to take to a friend’s birthday celebration

until

parking and grabbing a gift out of my car

the person in the car next to me

gave me the oddest look

after seeing my pinata head just sitting there

(a pinata true crime scene?)

i realize

this is probably not something that most people do 

but to me

this is just a part of a celebration

and i do.

“if one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

-betty white

 

empty orchestra.

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Negishi, whose 1967 “Sparko Box” prototype is among several devices credited with ushering in Japan’s karaoke craze, died from natural causes in January at age 100.

Negishi founded and ran a company that assembled car stereos for automobile manufacturers in northern Tokyo. A regular listener to a singalong radio show broadcast in Japan at the time, he hooked a spare tape deck up to a microphone and mixing circuit so he could hear himself singing over music.

“When I asked the factory engineer, he said, ‘It’s easy,’” Negishi recalled in an account published by the All-Japan Karaoke Industrialist Association, an industry body for Japan’s karaoke operators. “So, I attached a microphone input terminal to the car stereo and created something like the prototype of a jukebox.”

Today, Japan is home to more than 8,000 dedicated "karaoke box" venues, while 131,500 bars are equipped with karaoke machines, according to the All-Japan Karaoke Industrialist Association.

“It works!” he told Alt, recalling the moment he heard his voice coming through the speakers alongside the music. “That’s all I was thinking. Most of all, it was fun. I knew right away I’d discovered something new.”

Marketing the device as a Sparko Box, he sold them alongside lyrics cards and reportedly produced and installed around 8,000 around Japan, mainly at bars and restaurants. By the time Negishi stopped selling the products in the 1970s, several rival machines had been invented and taken to market.

“At that time, it was not customary to sing in stores, so it may have been inevitable that (the Sparko Boxes were) sold as background music,” reads Negishi’s entry on the All-Japan Karaoke Industrialist Association’s website. “Now that I think about it, it’s a bit of a shame.”

The industry body does not credit a single person with inventing karaoke (which literally translates as “empty orchestra”), but instead recognizes several people who independently created machines in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

 Negishi did not patent his invention, and electronics manufacturers soon began producing and marketing their own versions. By the 1980s, “karaoke boxes” had swept Japan, with private rooms overtaking bars and restaurants as the main venues for Japan’s amateur singers. Subsequent developments, including the introduction of video karaoke and networked karaoke systems, helped the phenomenon spread across Asia and the world in the following decades.

Today, Japan is home to more than 8,000 dedicated karaoke box venues, while 131,500 bars are equipped with karaoke machines — a market worth a combined 387.9 billion yen ($2.6 billion) in 2022, according to estimates from the All-Japan Karaoke Industrialist Association.

i wonder if they used a karaoke machine at his wake, and if so, what songs did they choose?

 

“i was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.”

-steven wright

 

 

 

source credits: cnn, oscar holland, mai nishiyama, hiroki  yoda

we are made from stories.

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a lovely break

spent with my sister, my aunt, and her 20 spiritual sisters

each incredibly accomplished

making the world better

in her own  way

going from place to place

person to person

greeted warmly

welcomed in

with each interaction

we learned more about my aunt, the sister

her own stories, her own accomplishments

how she began on this path, became one of them, learned from them, grew to lead them,

now traveling with them into the next stage of their lives

putting together the people and places in her life

that have meant, and continue to mean

so much to her

she has been happy and much loved

on our last night they all sang to us

after a shared meal

gifting us with a blessing and best wishes.

“listen, and you will realize that we are made not from cells or from atoms. we are made from stories.”

*-mia couto

*António Emílio Leite Couto, better known as Mia Couto, is a Mozambican writer. He won the Camões Prize in 2013, the most important literary award in the Portuguese language, and the Neustadt International Prize for Literature in 2014.

 

image credit: from crayon

rock piles or cathedrals?

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visiting this beautiful sacred space

stories within each brick, step, piece of wood, marble, and work of art

moving and powerful

 st. cecelia cathedral

 named for

the patron saint of musicians, composers, instrument makers, and poets in the middle ages.

“a rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it,

bearing within him the image of a cathedral.”

-antoine de saint-exupery, author of the little price

To find the extraordinary within the ordinary, you have to see it. And to see it, you have to look for it. And to look for it, you have to have your eyes open. You have to be open.  You have to believe that within every rock pile there is a cathedral. Or, at least, the possibility of one. Are you someone who sees rock piles, or do you see cathedrals?

Begun in 1905 and consecrated in 1959, St. Cecelia was designed by architect Thomas Rogers Kimball and is ranked among the ten largest cathedrals in the United States when it was completed. It is now ranked in the National Registry. The architectural style of the building is Spanish Renaissance Revival, rather than the European Gothic architecture popular in the early 20th century. Kimball justified his choice because of the early influence of Spain and Mexico on the region. (located in Omaha, Nebraska, USA)