i love the library
i’m there at least a couple of times a week
an unending source
of knowledge, humor, wisdom, drama, community, films, music, and life
the librarians are the lifeblood of the place and somehow keep it all going
in elementary school
i volunteered to help our school librarian, miss hoopengarner
where i had the incredible joy of seeing new books come in before anyone else
proudly getting them ready for the shelves for others to enjoy
i’ll never forget
i unpacked, wrapped, made up a card, glued on a pocket, checked out to myself, and stamped a return date
on the very first copy i had ever seen of ‘charlie and the chocolate factory’
i was the first one in my entire school to read this book
how very lucky was i?
it was a level of magic i’ll never forget.
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and now, i have a little game for you to try:
your librarian name is the first name of the oldest person you know
followed by a last name composed of the adjective that best describes how you move through a room
combined with the main ingredient from the last sandwich you ate.
mine is: eleanor stumblecheese
(i rather like it)
let me know how yours turns out
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‘i’m of a fearsome mind to throw my arms around every living librarian who crosses my path,
on behalf of the souls they never knew they saved.’
-barbara kingsolver
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Valerie Capersalami
Though also in shock that I think my Mum might be the oldest person I know!!!
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great name –
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Also have to say I love librarians. Every time my kids and I moved towns we’d always get my mum to write to us so we had a proof of address so we could join the library.
My local librarians here are some of my greatest supporters when it comes to my writing and one of them comes to my writing group.
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I really, really get that
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And there are spiritual librarians too… on the Other Side… assisting in the Akashic Records..😃
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nice –
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I love libraries, too.
We had a library class in our elementary school–a whole period to read books! I think we took turns being the librarian and stamping books and filing the cards.
There was a really great episode of This American Life years ago with stories about libraries.
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such fun memories – thanks for the tip, I’ll look for that
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Miss Hoopengarner is a great name! Okay, I tried the name game, but mine’s not that good. ‘Edward Shufflecornedbeef’!
Best wishes, Pete.
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I do actually like it!
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“Brian Limpybanana” … my favourite librarian was Marion (a Cousin) who ran the Geelong Regional Mobile Library Service …
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good one, Ivor. I think many of us have fond memories of librarians in our lives
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Yes indeed… 😊🌏💕
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We used to love going to the school library and also the British council library where we had membership. It was such an exciting time.
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yes, going to the library was such an exciting adventure
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Yes, we looked forward to that day all week.
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same!
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🥰
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I love your library origin tale, Beth! Georgia Wanderturkey, signing out.
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so funny – and thought you’d enjoy the library story, based on your experience
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This is such a fabulous post and I love that you were a librarian’s helper. Not even surprised, to be honest. I haven’t step foot in a library in way too long. I must needs rectify the situation.
Lotsa love,
Beatrice Boogieeggavotomato
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get back in in there, stat! hopefully sometime soon, and love the name, you would be a very exotic or hippie style librarian based on your name
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I have to, for sure. The one in my town is not fabulous. But my beau is coming on Thursday and I want to bring him to a beautiful one in the city.
Exotic hippy style librarian – I like it!
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enjoy!
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You know it! I might even share pics – it’s a beautiful building.
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I hope you do, I’d like to see it
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Will do!
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Enjoyable and amusing post. Light hearted and creative names posted. I can’t remember the last sandwich I had, and I haven’t been to the library since Covid, because the rules got so cumbersome. Maybe I’ll try again soon.
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I do hope you’ll return –
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Me, too. I miss the library. They keep moving the local ones, so I will have to find one, first.
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step one –
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Right.
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A big cheer for libraries and librarians! I like your name game, and my librarian name is Sandy Plonkegg.
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that is hilarious!
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I’ll play – mine is Sybil Stepsteak. Your post made me think of our school librarian who retired this year. She was the only librarian we have ever had since we opened in 2001. She’s on to a new adventure now but she knew her stuff – books, technology, research, and all things 21st century education. Had the best ideas and brought in the best author visits!
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what a gift she was to all of you, love the name -)
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Rosemary Strideham … hahaha
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excellent!
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Ruby Swiftcucumber
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oh, ruby!
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Hmm…Bud Wanderegg?
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Perfect for you!)
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Oh my goodness. This is a hoot! Okay….I’ll be Edie Schlumpbutter.
(It would actually be Schlumppeanutbutter but I decided it was too long. )
I love yours – Miss Eleanor Stumblecheese!
😜
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That is a classic, and you could use your full name for formal occasions!
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LOL. Perfect! 😁
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Willie Crashbean.
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Excellent!
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Joanne Wobbleburger
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Incredible!!)
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John Quietlyblt – What a GREAT exercise!!!
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It’s fun to consider) good one
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Connie Sleepyturkey 🤣
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Lots of naps for you )
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John Shuffleturkey
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It really seems to fit
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Libraries are my place, too. So many books to choose from with knowledge to be gained, trips to be taken, mysteries to solve and on and on. I grew up without a nearby library, but now live only blocks from one.
Virgil Purposeturkey
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happy you are now close to one, and wonderful name –
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may I just say how much i love libraries and librarians. sadly, also, i haven‘t been in a library for far too long, maily because abroad we had no such thing and since we‘re back in our home country, I still have some 200+ books I should read before I‘m totally blind and I have forbidden myself to even look at other books… Same goes for some 300+ DVDs, mostly in English, some in French because I only read and view goods in their original language. Exception: A man called Ove! and some more.
I also absolutely adore Kingsolver. She is a master of the art of words.
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ooh, she sure is. happy reading !
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I enjoyed this story as I love libraries and librarians. A Judy Blume quote comes to mind, “Librarians save lives: by handing the right book, at the right time, to a kid in need.” Not just a kid, but all of us :)
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oh, that’s so perfect
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Les Swiftpasta, I love libraries. ❤️
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fab name, and me too –
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I went to the library for the first time since we moved to Arizona yesterday. I proudly came home with a brand new library card. I almost stayed for their afternoon movie, “Some Like It Hot.”
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Double fun!
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👍🏼
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Dear Eleanor Stumblecheese, I loved reading this blog post, and your lucky adventures in the library. Yours Truly, Jane Tripham.
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how lovely to meet you -)
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😀
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I loved going to the library before they remodel it. The book shelves reached from floor to ceiling against the funky green walls. The smell of the large room was intoxicating with strong scents of wood, leather, and musty bound books.
We used to play “Library”, too. We’d gather up all of our books and fashion little paper pockets out of envelopes to hold the cards. We used my father’s ink stamp, 3”x5” index cards, and a shoe box to hold all of the stamped cards. One by one we’d collect all of our books…The Bobsy Twins, Nancy Drew, Cherry Ames, and some encyclopedias. All of our neighborhood friends would visit our make shift library on our big front porch and check out the books they wanted to read.
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I love every word of this
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Oh, I love this, Beth! I volunteered in my elementary school library as well!
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you never forget it –
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Patricia Quickpizza. Libraries are gigantic gift boxes filled with all good things.
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sounds like such a happy librarian name, and well said about the libraries –
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I love all the names. So much fun. :)
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<3
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Nova Meanderpeanutbutter—The first time in the history of the world those words have ever been combined.
The library is one of the few entertaining places we can still go for free.
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oh, I so love that! you are right about libraries
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I’m the oldest person I know – one year older today – so I’ll go for Keith Hobbleham!
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happy birthday to you Keith hobbleham!
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I loved working in a library back in 1980. I was in charge of buying records and cassettes. I had to leave in 1982 due to pregnancy.
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oh, how amazing
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Hello from Rose Swayham. I also had a library in my bedroom when I was in 4th grade. I carefully labeled each book with “Urban Library” and taped check-out cards in the back. I don’t think they ever got checked out!
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Every word of this is amazing, including the name
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You brought back a lot of memories Beth!
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I think that many of have great library memories
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name – Bernard Shufflesalmon
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so very good! )
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😂
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I remember no ones name. However, I do use my local library. When I return the book I have out, I’ll get the librarians name. One day I’ll leave an oddly signed comment, and you’ll know!
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great !
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I love libraries.
Name: Linda Smoothpatty
🙃
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a great one!
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Marvellous post Beth. Although I don’t remember my librarian’s name, it is actually the place which still supplies oxygen to my brain.😌I have been missing out on all the reading these days with my extremely busy schedules, and somehow just manage to answer a prompt on a fortnightly basis. Hope I am forgiven.
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no worries, we all. have our time of busy-ness
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