reminder….

Standard

when you get this message from your car

you have startle response

turn around very carefully

and see this

 ah, just another pinata

clearly my car doesn’t know me well enough yet.

i was picturing one of those scary old tales

we used to terrorize each other with

it would be either a guy with a hook

or a pumpkin head with no body.

look out! behind you!

-ralph waldo emerson

 

 


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    • So funny and true I’ve had so many piñatas in my car over the years because I love to use them for celebration and always have one in the trunk or somewhere, but I also I absolutely loathe and fear clowns

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  2. There used to be a story about a woman who returned to her car in a car park to find an old lady in the back seat who asked if she could take her home. The driver asked if she could kindly help to see her safely out of the parking space. The old lady got out of the car and obliged and the driver just simply drove away. When she got home she found an axe under the seat. I think it was a made up story but always good to tell around Halloween time.

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  3. I remember a few years ago when they’d broadcast the “warnings” to shoppers on the radio at work to check and make sure they didn’t leave their kid or their dog in the car. I wondered “Who does that?” I mean, actually forget they left a kid or dog in the car. When it’s done, I’m pretty sure when it happens it’s almost always intentional… then again, I don’t have either child nor dog so I don’t know.

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  4. Just reading your words made the hair on the back of my neck stand up!
    Remember seeing it on the screen of a car I was test driving and thinking to myself, (nothing out loud) ‘It’s the salesman, don’t think he’s a threat – yet”

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