in between crimecon sessions
one option is to run outside
to a variety of food trucks
to grab a quick bite to eat
but alas
it’s not so quick this time
after waiting such a long, long time
someone from the chili con quesadilla truck
finally pops out with a food order
calling out ‘Debra! Debra! Debra!’
but Debra! does not answer
there is no Debra!
she tries again
and again.
a few people
both male and female
offer up themselves as Debra!
they are hungry
tired of waiting
the chili truck woman
knows they are not Debra!
will not give them Debra’s! food
she calls out Debra!
yet again.
being at a crime convention
I casually mention
to my new crime friends in line
it seems odd
that someone who wait in line for so very long
would just walk away
right when her food was finally ready
without her food
now I’m suspicious
has Debra! gone missing?
why has Debra! gone missing?
where is Debra?
has something happened to Debra!?
now the whole line is asking
where is Debra!?
now the whole line is calling
Debra! Debra! Debra!
—
‘i went to the missing persons bureau but no one was there.’
-george carlin
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don’t be a Debra…
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right!
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This sounds like the first episode of one of my serials! 😊
Best wishes, Pete.
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ooh, it does!
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And might one day become one. 😉
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I’d love to read it ! just an ordinary thing, going to stand in line at a food truck for lunch at a true crime conference…
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Was Debra ever found? Was the chili ever distributed? Tune in again tomorrow, same time, same station …
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Drat, misplaced my comment again. Must stop commenting from phone!
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so many questions…
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no word on Debra! yet, but I think it should be sent out as a question at a wrap up of the conference. I will ask the food truck people if they return today.
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Hilarious! Detective Beth…always on the case! 😜
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always! )
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If eggs were in the food, would it be a hard-boiled mystery?
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such a great response, Jim –
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🤭😂
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I mean….
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I can understand… if food takes so long, Debra got fed up and walked away.
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perhaps so –
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Did you find the body??
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debra! has not yet been accounted for as far as I am aware
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This is funny. I also love the George Carlin quote!
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thanks!
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How ironic this should happen there. Too funny.
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good thing I was in line….)
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No kidding!
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Not exactly the same, but I was at a festival yesterday (pictures Tuesday!) and there was an announcement about an 8 year old girl dressed all in in pink that had gone missing. Everyone was looking for her, me included. She turned up, fortunately,
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oh, I’m so glad to hear that, so scary
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Brilliant 🤭
Is Debra now a Jane Doe 🙄?
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Debra! doe
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🤗🤗
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Very entertaining! Well done!
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thanks!
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The wait was so long “Debra” forgot she used the name of her best friend from Kindergarten when she ordered.
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right, no doubt an alias ! we were at a crime convention after all!
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that was my first thought too…. that’s like when HH speaks of me using my Christian name and nobody knows whom he is talking about! ;) great contribution to your crime weekend
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Thanks!
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Many years ago, I made plans to go to the Simon & Garfunkel concert on the Great Lawn in Central Park with my friend Dianne. She had to work that day, but I didn’t. So, I was in charge of securing a site near the front of the stage. Even though I got there early in the morning, I was still about 200 feet from the stage. That was a pretty good location, though. I unloaded the dolly of stuff I brought with me. Blankets, coolers of ice and cases of beer and a tiny white picket fence. I created my own little 8′ x 8′ island in the sea of people. Everyone else was packed like sardines. I invited my neighbors onto my “island” because I knew I couldn’t defend my turf by myself. I even gave them beers. All I asked in return was that after 5 p.m. we would all yell out “Dianne, over here.” every fifteen minutes. We had a ball. The show was great. We finished all the beers. Dianne never found us. She was way back in the trees.
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this is my dream scenario and I love this story
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a wonderful story – and so thoughtful, yet unsuccesful
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Funny one Beth! She was in the restroom. Haha
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no idea, but the woman with the food ,was not giving it up !
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Oh my gosh! A crime convention how fun! I’d love to hear more about this. Maybe you could write a post about it….hint. hint. ;)
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I’m doing a few little ones, it’s been everything I hoped for and more. an adventure from the get go
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Sounds so fun!
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Put the Crimecon members on the case. It all started when a woman named Debra innocently ordered some chili con carne . . .
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exactly that, Pete! and I hope our other Pete makes a serial out of it
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Exactly, but it probably wouldn’t have a happy ending knowing Pete. 😊
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I thought this story was gonna end with you claiming to be Debra to claim the unclaimed food. 🤣
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many tried, believe me, everyone was hungry, and hot and tired. the woman from the truck stood her ground and was not giving it to anyone but the real Debra!
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I cannot believe people at a crime convention trying to steal Debra’s food. BTW did they ever find Debra?
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no missing person report later, so good news!
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Yes that is good news
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This is hilarious. The quote just added good spice.
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thanks so much )
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OMG how perfect is that! I hope you had a fantastic time even if you were super hungry. :)
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can happen anywhere, good thing she was surrounded by people into finding answers )
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I’m assuming it was all part of the plan, right?
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of course !
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😄
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Perhaps, as I am so fond of doing, someone used Debra as an alias…and then forgot the name they gave. That’s one pitfall of using a fake name.
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absolutely and I know her pain, but with everyone at a crime conference on high alert….
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Did you ever find out what happened to Debra? Who ate her food? 😁
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no answers yet –
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Oh no! Sounds suspicious
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could be…
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♥️😍♥️
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The mysteries abound…
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Leave it to you, Beth, to stir up a missing. Is Debra still missing?
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)))
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Stir up a mystery.
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love this one, Beth: the whimsy, the humor, the pacing: I’ve bookmarked this one —
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thanks for that! it just hit me while standing there and thinking about where we were and why we were all there
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I’ve bookmarked a few of your gens, Beth, including the one about meeting strangers on a train —
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I’ll take that as a compliment
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yes, you must; I’ve only bookmarked fifteen articles which I keep for repeated readings; you have two; I change most of the items after a few months; a mere handfull are still intact —
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Only at a mystery/crime convention, Beth …
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right ?)
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Oh, so eerie. Was Debra taken away?
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Hopefully she returned. She was not on a missing person bulletin so –
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Ah ha! Well done in the crime scene mindset, Beth.
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thanks, Jennie –
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🙂
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lol
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)))
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Think I can help- abraca-debra! 🪄 🤣
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love that!
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