Nov6

getaway car.

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you never know when you’ll need one

good to have it marked.

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‘but the good news, the crime rate is down. isn’t that amazing?

less banks are being robbed. well, sure.

A, there’s less banks. B, the banks don’t have any money left.

And C, nobody’s got gas money for the getaway car.

so, right there, crime is down!’

-jay leno

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  21. Are you sure this car doesn’t belong to The Riddler? How about you steal an idea from Batman and Robin and special order a catmobile for you and your posse?

    We’re supposed to be flying tomorrow, just as an increasing number of flights are canceled. As usual, Springer has impeccable timing.

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    • great idea Pete about the catmobile! good luck today, my friend is supposed to fly out today as well and was already getting flight change notices last night. another is scheduled to fly out on thanksgiving, so –

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