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Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

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A boy mistakenly dressed as Elvis instead of an elf at his school’s Christmas concert after a family mix up over his costume. Oscar Wilkins, nine, had been given the role of ‘Elvis the Elf’ in the production at his primary school last week.

His bemused family said he failed to mention the ‘elf element’ and told them he had been cast as Elvis. They then sought a costume for the Graceland star, only realizing the error when he stepped out on stage. Instead of being upset, Oscar embraced his starring role and found the whole thing hilarious. His sister Jade Smith, said the audience couldn’t help falling in love with the absurdity of it all.

She said Oscar, from Aberdare in Wales, simply told his family he needed an Elvis costume for the play. ‘He came home from school and all the children had a bit of paper what they were in the concert,’ she said. 

‘His letter said a sparkly Elvis costume. It did not say Elvis the Elf so we all just stupidly thought it was Elvis Presley.’Previously in another year, he had been an alien so it was not always related to Christmas and nativity, which is why we didn’t really question it.

‘We asked him if he was sure he meant Elvis and he said yes with a sparkly costume. He did not mention anything about an elf.’ Jade said the family looked online for a kid’s Elvis outfit and found one that fitted Oscar perfectly.’The only thing he was not happy with was it was not sparkly enough.”

‘We sent him to school in the wrong costume and they all saw the funny side… but did not say it was wrong.’

The two performances at Penrhiwpeier Primary School last week were in front of his parents Stephen and Sarah Wilkins. Jade said they only realized their error during the first performance of the show.

She added: ‘We had no idea what they were planning. We only found out the mistake when we were watching the show and they all walked out. ‘Out of 12 kids, they were all dressed as elves except for Oscar.

‘It was so funny. A week before they had all met up in costume for a dress rehearsal but didn’t tell us anything was wrong. 

‘It was no drama though. Oscar embraced it all and loved that people were all laughing at him. He really enjoyed all the attention.

‘He just played the role of a standard elf, although he was dressed a little funny.’We thought Elvis might come into it somewhere in the storyline but there was no relation to him at all.

‘There was no encore of any of Elvis hits – I thought they might have done some sort of Christmas Elvis song – but it turned out he was just a very extravagantly dressed elf.’

Jade said Oscar’s reaction meant everyone was able to see the funny side. ‘It was very funny and we are all laughing a lot about it now. In the moment when he first walked on stage it was a bit mortifying. Within seconds we realised what had happened.’You never want your child to feel awkward but Oscar totally embraced it and that helped us all see the funny side of it.

‘He’s still got the outfit and has now been introduced to Elvis’ music. He loves older music anyway so we can see him becoming a bit of a fan.’

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‘you only pass through this life once, you don’t come back for an encore.’

-elvis presley

 

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Source credits: Katherine Lawton, Daily Mail, Jade Smith, SWNS

words have no wings.

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From the Library of Congress:
On National Christmas Card Day we are pleased to share, from the Library’s Rare Book and Special Collections Division, a copy of the first commercial Christmas card, created in 1843.
It was, by coincidence, the same year that Charles Dickens published “A Christmas Carol.”
The two creations, and the iconography they inspired, went a long way toward establishing the Victorian concept of Christmas, which, in turn, we now regard as the “traditional” Christmas.
Henry Cole, a British civil servant and patron of the arts, commissioned friend and illustrator John Calcott Horsley to design a card that he could send to friends and family in lieu of writing lengthy Christmas letters. Horsley used chromolithography, a process suited to making lots and lots of copies.
You can see the lines at the top and bottom of the card where recipient and sender names are meant to be written. Horsley signed this card in the “From” field in the bottom right corner.
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‘words have no wings, but they can fly a thousand miles.’
-korean proverb
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Image: The very first mass-produced Christmas card, 1843.
Illustrated by John Calcott Horsley. 1843.
Photographed by Shawn Miller/Library of Congress.

the tiniest board meeting.

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when it’s late in the season

the elves have to go to santa

he doesn’t have time to be flying back and forth

looks like I just missed their weekly board meeting.

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‘never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.’

-kurt vonnegut

 

wine box jenga.

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who wants to play ‘wine box jenga?’

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that was the question on the listing.

once again

I love my local ‘next door’ website

for its creative and fun content

you never know what you’ll find .

even these

which you didn’t know 

you had to have

until you saw them there.

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‘enthusiasm is the great hill-climber’

-elbert hubbard

*Elbert Hubbard ( 1856- 1915) was an American writer, publisher, artist, and philosopher. Hubbard is known best as the founder of the Roycroft artisan community, an influential exponent of the Arts and Crafts Movement. He and his wife, Alice Moore Hubbard,  died aboard the RMS Lusitania when it was torpedoed and sunk by a German submarine  off the coast of Ireland in 1915.

‘the covers of this book are too far apart.’ – ambrose bierce

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1936, John Steinbeck’s dog Toby, an Irish Setter, turned the first draft of Of Mice and Men into a snack. In a letter dated May 27 of that year, the future Pulitzer and Nobel Prize winner wrote that he “was pretty mad, but the poor little fellow may have been acting critically.”

Steinbeck estimated that Toby making “confetti” of the manuscript would set him back by about two months, but it may have been worth it: Steinbeck’s short, tragic tale of two migrant workers eking out a humble existence in California during the Depression is among the author’s most moving and accomplished works, which is saying something for the man responsible for both East of Eden and The Grapes of Wrath. Steinbeck, a lifelong dog-lover, later wrote a travelogue featuring his poodle called Travels With Charley.

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‘a critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.’

-mignon mclaughlin

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source credit: interesting facts
image credit: luckylaika, olivia

finding that perfect gift.

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when you realize just bit too late…

 

 

 

 

 

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image credit gary larson, the far side

 

do you believe?

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teen girls at the mall seek out santa

where teen girls are

teen boys can’t be far behind

“kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood.” 

-cate kennedy

british/australian author, poet, writing professor, editor

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The phrase “kids believe in Santa, adults believe in childhood” means children naturally accept magical figures like Santa as real, embodying wonder, while adults see Santa as a symbol of generosity, family, tradition, and the magical innocence of youth, realizing the idea of Santa (giving) is more important than the literal person, often transferring that spirit to their own acts of giving and preserving that joy for the next generation. It highlights the shift from literal belief to understanding symbolic meaning as we grow, with adults becoming the keepers of the “magic” for kids.

teens are somewhere in the middle,

still wanting to believe in the magic

but knowing the truth.

 

dear santa…

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it was the other cat’s fault. 

suspect #1:  olive, loves to loll around, take things slow, enjoy the day

suspect #2:  pete the cat, loves to stand up tall, climb on things, pull them down,

deconstruct them, carry them around, hide them, reuse, recycle, repurpose

i’m still investigating to see who might be behind this caper.

one will end up on santa’s naughty list

one will not.

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‘crime takes no holiday.’

-thomas h. louis

adopt a ranger.

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The National Park Service and U.S. Forest Service oversee some of the country’s most treasured natural resources, from the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone to 154 national forests. Budget cuts and layoffs – more than 4,400 park rangers and other staff were fired in February — have put these lands and their stewards in jeopardy, but a grassroots initiative called “Adopt-a-Ranger” aims to help.
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Sandra Ramos, known as @nationalparkpatchlady on Instagram, launched the movement when she realized many people wanted to lend a hand but didn’t know how, she said on the Rangers of the Lost Park podcast earlier this month. Built on the “idea of community and mutual aid,” the program allows public lands staff to sign up to be ‘adopted’ by a supporter, while members of the public can  sign up to ‘adopt’ and employee. Ramos and her colleagues make the matches, and ensure each adoptee receives a care kit for the winter holidays.
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More than 500 people signed up to participate when Ramos launched the initiative – far more than the 50 she had initially expected. “Things are rough all around, but the generosity and abundance of spirit we are seeing on this project is so, so good,” Ramos wrote after seeing the response.

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‘a park ranger is a protector.

you protect the land from the people,

the people from the land, the people from each other,

and the people from themselves.”

-kurt caswell

 

 

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source credits: NPS, Good News, Nice News, photo image: joe raedle

 

 

‘I can’t think without my glasses.’ – vivinenne westwood

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time to try on those new glasses

i can see so many new things now

everything looks bigger

even my hair looks big

 think I’ll have to get used to them

do they make my eyes look big?

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“find a pair to make you who you are.”

– jack nicholson 

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