Category Archives: Life

trashie, not trashy.

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Trashie Take Back Bag


​​If you’ve had a pile of clothes to donate sitting in the back of your car or closet for months (no judgment here), then the Trashie Take Back Bag is for you. You simply buy a bag for $20, fill it up with 15 pounds of clothes, shoes, accessories, swimwear, underwear, sheets, or towels (from any brand, in any condition), then download the free shipping label and mail it back via the U.S. Postal Service. In return, you’ll earn $30 in TrashieCash to spend on clothes, dining, entertainment, sporting goods, wellness, and more on Trashie.io.*

How It Works

‘there is no such thing as ‘away’. when we throw anything away it must go somewhere.’

*annie leonard

*Annie Leonard is an American proponent of sustainability and a critic of consumerism. She created the animated film The Story of Stuff, which describes the life cycle of material goods. In 2014, she became the executive director of Greenpeace USA

wavy lines.

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my book of erma’s columns from over the years

 compiled by her children after her passing.

a writer i’ve loved

since hearing my mother laugh

when reading her column

many years ago

most houses in america

had at least one of her columns

stuck with a magnet on their refrigerator 

a few years back i went to a writer’s conference

at her alma mater

her legacy to past, present, and future writers

 had the time of my life

surrounded by all those creative minds

her children, grandchildren, fans

 writers and comedians from all eras

now her book takes me back through the years

with notes in the back from a wide range of people

all who paid tribute to her humanity and to her writing

 it recently became

‘my relax in the bathtub and read book’

yes, i fell asleep and dropped it into the water

at least five to seven-ish times

not because i was bored

because i was relaxed

it felt like home reading her

 i think she’d love

that i read it that way

 the now wavy lines and pages

are my personal tribute to her.

“as a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school.

i actually believed all those books belonged to her.”

*erma bombeck

 

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*Erma Bombeck, 1927 –1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper humor column describing suburban home life, syndicated from 1965 to 1996. She published fifteen books, most of which became bestsellers. 

Between 1965 and April 17, 1996 – five days before her death – Bombeck wrote over four thousand newspaper columns, using broad and sometimes eloquent humor, chronicling the ordinary life of a Midwestern suburban housewife. By the 1970s, her columns were read semi-weekly by 30 million readers of the nine hundred newspapers in the United States and Canada. Her work stands as a humorous chronicle of middle-class life in America after WW II, among the generation of parents who produced the Baby Boomers.

 

malfeasance?

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A British chestnut-whacking champion was cleared Monday of cheating after an investigation into alleged malfeasance at the World Conker Championships.

Organizers of the nutty annual event said that Dave Jakins, a veteran competitor nicknamed “King Conker,” did not use a steel chestnut to conquer his rival.

The traditional game, played by generations of British schoolchildren, involves players using conkers — the glossy brown seeds of the horse chestnut tree — threaded onto a string to try and smash their opponent’s chestnut.

More than 200 conkers enthusiasts entered the annual competition in the village of Southwick in central England earlier this month. Jakins, 82, won the men’s tournament. But organizers launched an investigation after claims that he might have used a steel chestnut that was in his pocket.

Investigators said they studied film and photo evidence and took testimony from judges and umpires, and concluded that “it would be near impossible for Mr. Jakins to have swapped the conkers unnoticed.”

Organizers said they accepted Jakins’ claim “that he had had the (steel) conker to amuse people and as part of his role as ‘King Conker,’” and had used a real chestnut in the contest.

Organizers also said the losing finalist, Alastair Johnson-Ferguson, had “accepted defeat with good grace and sportsmanship,” after media reports that he had made the cheating allegation.

The overall title of World Conker Champion was won by Kelci Banschbach, originally from Indianapolis. The 34-year-old was crowned “queen conker” after beating Jakins in the final. She was the first American to win the title since the World Conker Championships began in 1965.

“this malfeasance must be stopped,” said flora in a deep and superheroic voice.”

-kate dicamillo,’flora and ulysses’

malfeasance

 

 

source credits: abc news, ap

milkweed.

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“the milkweed pods are breaking,

and the bits of silken down

float off upon the autumn breeze

across the meadows brown.”

– cecil cavendish .

end of the day.

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up north

on glen lake

the light

at the end of the day.

‘happiness is not always loud and bright and crowded.’

-e.l. konigsburg

 

 

autumn 2o24, glen lake, empire, michgian, usa

 

‘feel the force!’ – yoda

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once again my tech yodas

who work for themselves

have brought another device

back from the edge of death

they carry both wisdom and magic

for that i am eternally grateful

let there be light!

“do or do not. there is no try.”

– yoda

No spills, all thrills.

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for some reason

i suspect

that I know who

may have had

something to do with

my recent

‘laptop water-gate incident’

but no one is talking.

‘it doesn’t matter how much you spill.

as long as you don’t lose your cow.’

-old texas saying

halloween is nigh.

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i have a feeling it’s getting close.

even the skeletons are feeling festive

and looking quite relaxed.

Note: my laptop took a splash of water

so if you don’t see me for a few days

I’m still around

just hoping my miracle-worker tech guys

can save it from the boneyard.

accomplishments.

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my granddaughter at her swim meet

i’ve watched her grow in strength and speed

my niece in her rowing regatta

i’ve watched her grow confident in trying new things

my good friend’s son on the keys in a jazz trio at an art fair

i’ve watched him grow to find his gift and proudly share it with others

each has worked very hard

all have grown as people

in so many ways

what a thrill to see them 

stepping out into the world

exactly as they are

i could not be prouder.

‘you get whatever accomplishment you are willing to declare.’

-georgia o’keeffe

action on behalf of life transforms.

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 Group portrait of Potawatomi Indians, including men, women, and children, gathered for a special occasion

at Rush Lake Mission near Watervliet, Michigan, on Sept. 4, 1906.

Library of Congress image attributed to T.R. Hamilton

‘action on behalf of life transforms.

because the relationship between self and world is reciprocal…

as we work to heal the earth, the earth heals us.’

-robin wall kimmerer

robin is a mother, plant ecologist, decorated professor, author, and enrolled member of the Citizen Potawatomi Nation. In her books, she blends scientific understanding with the traditional ecological knowledge of Indigenous Peoples. The above quote is from her book, Braiding Sweetgrass, and I had the great honor to hear her speak last year.

on Indigenous Peoples’ Day

 

u.s. presidential proclamation:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2021/10/08/a-proclamation-indigenous-peoples-day-2021/