*g.r.t. alert
not one of these descriptors appeal to me;
*giant – robotic – tarantula.
this is not on my gift list in case anyone was wondering.
thank you in advance.
—
“even on central avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world,
he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake.”
-raymond chandler, amercian-british author
“Do not aim at eyes or face. Do not use projectiles other than those supplied or recommended by the manufacturer. Do not fire at point blank range. Do not use these toys against any living things. Never point or shoot the projectiles at anyone or pets.”
” ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED.”
—
the warning on this frisbee
was clearly written by someone
who had grown up with a younger sibling.
—
“it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”
-ashleigh brilliant
tiny delivery truck found on the side of a park path
driver must have finished a long shift and was on a break
—
“the universe can take quite a while to deliver.”
-desmond tutu
my black friday shopping companion
yes, he got some stares
yes, he was loud at times
yes, his lightsaber occasionally got caught on things
no, he is not my father
but overall
he was pretty well behaved
all things considered.
—
“a study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.”
-marty allen
I didn't have my glasses on.... 