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“Do not  aim at eyes or face. Do not use projectiles other than those supplied or recommended by the manufacturer. Do not fire at point blank range. Do not use these toys against any living things. Never point or shoot the projectiles at anyone or pets.”


the warning on this frisbee

was clearly written by someone

who had grown up with a younger sibling. 

“it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”

-ashleigh brilliant


black friday.



my black friday shopping companion

yes, he got some stares

yes, he was loud at times

yes, his lightsaber occasionally got caught on things

no, he is not my father

but overall

he was pretty well behaved

all things considered.

“a study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.”
-marty allen