and the hit parade of online dating profile names sent my way continue to roll on in. this month’s top picks:
shagadelica
butthead
ripperjack
hotbonerup
snotdoc
runwildnude
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Just amazing that any guy would think this will get him to the promised land. On the other hand, at least snotdoc is a professional. :)
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well, at least he does have that going for him, that could be a plus )
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OMG…that almost made me blurt out lol
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That’s just scary.
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you’re right, and scary does not even begin to describe it )
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Even scarier is those were the names given to them at birth… ;)
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good point. ) what kind of man do you think ‘ripperjack’ is pre-ordained to be?
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the killer of British prostitutes? Where are you looking for these men???
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I see what you mean. How could you possibly choose just one?
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The thing is … Icannot come up with anything funny to say about the names…they sort of do it for themselves!
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I think shagadelica might be worth the date just to see if he dresses like Austin Powers.
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This is exactly why I do not do internet dating. I had nothing but bad experiences. My policy now is if I meet a guy in person and he seems ok, I might give him a chance otherwise I will be alone for a while. No more internet for me.
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I think hotbonerup and runwildnude are related…pfft, they might all be related…good luck…
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thanks mocha, it sure sounds like it. and i’ll need that luck )
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LOL
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Hilarious! When one of my ‘Matches’, (so generously provided by POF) arrived in my mailbox with the name “Looking Hard 8” I honestly thought he meant he had been looking high and low for a woman, and that the 8 was the infinity symbol…was I wrong…he was bragging!
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@otherwoman – you just have to find the humor in it all, there is no way around it )
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What, no ass-clown? The first Guy I meet with that moniker I am going to date.
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@chichina – certainly worth waiting for )
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My dear friend sent me a text that she was matched with a profile that literally said, “I’m a nice guy. I don’t hit girls.” What do you say to that? Congratulations?
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A surplus of riches. What could possibly go wrong with ripperjack? :-) Good luck.
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@gof – i had the same question – thanks for reading )
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That’s just scary!
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@krisk – agree, and it’s especially scary when ‘hotbonerup’ and ‘runwildnude’ seem somehow less alarming than ‘ripperjack’
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too funny! I remember those days!! Ugh
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yep, quite the adventure – glad to know you are a survivor )
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sadly, I believe I have dated hotbonerup as well as runwildnude….Though now that a previous poster pointed out snotdoc’s possible “bankability” I do believe I see a free dinner in my future…well halfsies is probably more likely. Great post!
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@mommabee – thanks, i surely feel your pain and good to look at the bright side of things ) beth
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I met my first wife in the newspaper. My friends dared me to run an ad. The last line of my ad read. “Must be willing to lie about how we met”
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@iamtom – this is an amazing line and would have lured me in like a rabid swordfish.
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My gift to you
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Similar story, we both made up a new way we met too! Thirteen years plus later we still haven’t told anyone!
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Will you ever crack?
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At this point it would be weird.I think about telling our kids at a “home” when we are all much older but that would give them issues. Of course as kids we won’t tell them now. We told family our stories and we’re sticking to them… The main problem is, of course, under pressure we made up a much, much pathetic story!!
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The sad part is under pressure we made up a more pathetic, embarrassing story of how we met! Probably won’t crack, though…
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Sometimes the story is better than the truth. I agree.
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Funny!
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@traci – that kicks it up to a whole other level )
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It IS hard to explain the awkward pauses when people ask us how we met, that’s for sure!
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Those are simply scary.
Met my (second) husband on-line, when I was 43. My headline, truthfully, said: Catch Me If You Can. Thirteen years later, he’s still running hard! :-)
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@broadside – i agree, these are so creepy! and your story inspires me, there’s still hope for me yet! beth
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Only after dating some truly sorry specimens as well. :-)
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